Wyoming Toaster Strudel

Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).

Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.

by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014

Cum Taster

A mom of a young teen who likes tasting cum and tells it to her son's friends
Prefers SALTED OCEAN flavor
MILF

His mom is a Cum Taster

by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015

teaser pony

A teaser pony prevents the mare from damaging a prize stallion. The teaser is led out to the pasture. If the mare is violently unwilling, there’s no danger of injuring a horse whose bloodlines make him valuable breeding stock. If the mare presents, the teaser is led away, and the stud is brought in to mate with the stare. So basically is a "test horse" used to give other male horses boners, and a test bang. It can act as a great insult.

You're such a teaser pony.

by Jeff11002 April 12, 2008

Taster

One who indulges in alcohol/marijuana/drugs and the like only on occasion-- especially during social events. Tasters do not have as much experience as non-tasters with a given substance, since "tasting" is usually associated with gratifying oneself on a low-intensity level.

(During a toast at a formal fraternity event)
Nate: "Here's a special toast to all the tasters tonight! Let's live la vida loca!"

(During a standard college party)
Mitch: "Man, these tasters are really pissin' me off! They're wasting all our dank. Learn a little somethin' about courtesy and conservation before ya come strollin' through our pad, expecting a free pass, why don't ya?"

by Be The Epitome November 13, 2010

Toaster

A type of bath bomb.

Twat 1: Yeah I just got a new toaster cant wait to take it in the bath.
Twat 2: yeah man

by xXUr_NanXx October 9, 2019

banana teaser

The skin that shows between a gal's skimpy t-shirt and the top of her low-rider pants.

It seems that most of the teenaged girls today say "like" and wear banana teasers.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005

hippie toaster

Any of the Volkswagen Type 2 microbuses produced from 1950. So named for the resemblenance to a common toaster appliance.

Did you see that hippie toaster? It was totally covered with free-form "art".

by termer June 4, 2009