Shit-Tweeting

The act of shitting on purpose to go on social media within the private confines of a public restroom stall or bathroom, typically done to prevent being humiliated when taking snapchat selfies and using tinder in public. May also be done to improve concentration to tweet fire.

"Hey, where'd Brandon go? I swear he was just here at the party."
-"Oh, hes probably shit-tweeting in the bathroom, saw him on snapchat earlier taking faggoty ass selfies"
"Yeah, what a bitch"

by Gucci_mang October 8, 2015

Tweet Cheat

An obnoxious person who updates their Twitter with your idea before you get the chance

Jack- "that's awesome. I'm going to tweet this."

Jill-"you're right!! I just did."

Jack-"You're such a tweet cheat."

by ellejaytea November 1, 2010

Nothing to Tweet About

modern update of the antiquated 'nothing to write home about'

Megan 'Hey, how was last night?'
Caroline 'Meh. Nothing to tweet about'

by LilyCornucopia October 2, 2010

'Go Tweet Yourself'

Online variation of "Go Fuck Yourself" used when flooded with useless tweets.

"Hey Johnson... stop the tweet hemorrhage. 'Go Tweet Yourself' jerk!

by rperazag June 19, 2010

One Tweet Wonder

Sending one tweet then you're done.

There is a great article today on the Slate about one tweet wonders.

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 8, 2009

trump tweet attack

what a porchdog does when they have anger management issues

since porchdogs dont understand how to deal with their anger constructively, they may find some sort of release in a trump tweet attack; however they only make pundits out of themselves, and shouldn't be considered intellectual equals

by Sexydimma September 30, 2016

Gay Tweet-Off

A competition where you exchange stupid tweets/facebook status updates with your buddies. Gayest tweet wins.

Dude, you wanna have a Gay Tweet-Off? Okay! A Hooters girl I know said, "Just look at me as the Barbie you'll never get to play with." Okay my turn. My emo/dyke friend says, "Purple in my hair. Feel like me again."

by JakersMcBakers June 14, 2011