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Friar Tug

When you give your homie a handjob after dipping your hand in a fryer, dressed as Friar Tuck
I gave my handless homie a Friar Tug last night. Hands a lil sore, but he screamed to the heavens!
by Skrapy8 October 2, 2021
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tuck'n tug

An ancient form of concealing during self masturbation in which the masturbatour turns his or her back towards the unwanted on-looker then pulls the covers over himself. He or she then begins to wail away using stealth and muffled grunts into the pillow until he or she is satisfied. often times during this ancient ritual the victim I.e. roommate, brother, girlfriend, or any other onlooker will become emensly disgusted and leave the general area. It is a terrible thing to witness a tuck'n tug and we suggest that one recieves serious mental therapy after a witnessed incodent.
My roommate was really horny and thought it was a good idea to do a tuck'n tug while i was in the room... I knew what he was really doing then proceeded to throw up!
by Jarome Delefuante November 4, 2007
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Furd Tug

A person who excesivly tugs on turds.

This word is derived from the name "Turd Furgeson", and is commonly used as an insult
Why you bein a furd tug?
by Furd Turgeson May 9, 2011
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Tug-a-chicken

When you meet another car going the wrong way on a one-way street - you must play a game of tug-a-chicken to gain dominance. The car that wins this extremely slow speed game of chicken determines the flow of traffic. The loser has to flip the traffic sign to show the new flow of traffic.
Oh snap, you just turned the wrong way down 2nd...buckle up, we're gonna have to play tug-a-chicken.
by its_lady_kc August 28, 2019
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Tug and twist

Basically a reach around. With extra pulling and twisting motions. Practically the same thing but with a little kink.
Travis wanted to give me a tug and twist for some gas money. It was a great time.
by The Tug Master August 4, 2017
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Tug Job

Another name to call a blowjob or hand job
''hey girl give us a Tug Job!''
by sweet jesus April 16, 2006
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tug of war

irish1966 and jackrabbitslim love to play tug of war.
by elGuat January 10, 2008
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