Douchecockington the Third

The Act of being a douche and a capitalist at the same time.

"Jordan was such a Douchecockington the Third last night I thought he bought out Microsoft last night."

by roflwaffle08 December 9, 2008

Third Leg

A Penis

Woman, you best cram my third leg down yo throat!

My third leg is toned and ready to be massaged

by Grant July 17, 2003

Third Friday

A large music festival event in safety harbor florida that happens every third friday of every month. witch can be either alot of fun if you are either older than 21 or younger than 10 but if your in between the only thing that happens their is fights drug/sex parties, drama and more general fagotry that you would expect from the kids of the local schools. i know this because ive witnessed people ive known all my life have drug parties and fight eachother all at the festival. The best time to go to third friday is december in my opinion, they really do a good job on the decorations for christmas. youl probably say F*ck third friday. but your still gonna go anyways.

F*ck third friday. its all drama. you wont wanna miss this

by justplainoldme December 25, 2009

third-wave

A feminist bimbo who still believes some how western skanks are still "oppressed", when white women are the most privileged group in the western world.

This is because white boomer hags are in charge of our Universities , and pass on their hatred to Generation Y bimbos.

Bimbo's who complain about the non existent wage gap,slut walkers ,people who enact laws to protect white campus sluts instead of minority women are all third-wave feminists.

They tend to call foreign/minority women sluts because of genetic female jealousy.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago September 5, 2011

Third Base

The last base before sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

"we got all the way to Third Base on my friend's roof when I bent down to give him his first blowjob ever"

by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003

Third World Drunk

A level of intoxication leading to extreme hunger combined with illiteracy.

Friend A: If I don't eat now I'm gonna die, man
Friend B: Then order something retard
Friend A: Let's get some Crispy...Chose...Mike's...
Friend B: You are seriously third world drunk

by Mr Quackers March 25, 2010

Third Quarter Effect

The natural increase of homework and difficulty in classes throughout the year, peaking near the end of the third quarter. This is due to the increase in difficulty of the curriculum and the compilation and compounding of concepts. The peak comes before review for finals, when the last few sections of material for class are given to students.
Also, many projects and term papers are given or due near the third quarter peak.

My grades gradually dropped as a result of the third quarter effect this year.

I can't get into college because the third quarter effect ruined my GPA!

by Nicko01 August 30, 2010