Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

the tangerine to my aubergine

Davesport.. just Davesport

This can be used within two DSaF fans to express love

Person 1 "You're the tangerine to my aubergine"

by Dave_Miller February 25, 2024

Tewksbury Todger

The sexual act of dipping ones erect penis into cake batter before inserting it into the partner's mouth for a blow job. Not to be confused with the Royal Tewksbury Todger, which is the same but with blueberry sauce added on top of the cake batter.

She loves sweets, which means tonight is the night that I break out the Tewksbury Todger!

by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

Stinging todger

Chlamydia. Prince Harry called his penis a todger…so it’s it’s stinging it’s a symptom of chlamydia

Nah mate you’ve got a stinging todger that’s a symptom of chlamydia

by Danielgotremarkt July 4, 2024

Bag and Tagger

A person who you would probably get intimate with if you could gag them so they couldn't speak and put a paper bag over their head.

John:"God Sarah Jessica Parker has a nice body, but she's fugly."
Mark: "She's a Bag and Tagger."

by blaynmendez June 27, 2010

Ricky Mountain Tangerine

Commonly known as a "chronic" or "dank" strain of weed laced with PCP.

"Yo man did you hit that joint?"
"Yeah man I can't feel my feet I'm soo high!"
"That's that Ricky Mountain Tangerine!"

by ClarkIsGullible May 6, 2013

Peel My Tangerines

Covering your testicles with peanut butter and inviting your dog with its rough surfaced tongue to lick said peanut butter off, the resulting action being the dog is peeling your tangerines

Tonight I'm getting the peanut butter out and going to let the dog peel my tangerines

by Jimmy Muffins October 23, 2016