squid

person who cant handle the challenges of everyday life. one that is soft.

ryan puked after like 5 beers, what a fuckin squid

guy is 30 years old and still lives at home, man up and stop being such a squid.

by boloney pony November 15, 2010

squidger

A hybrid of a badger and a squirrel. The squidger posseses the bushy tail, agility and cunning of the squirrel with the stripy black and white coat of the badger.

Did you see that squidger, it just stole one of my Brazil nuts!

by Caroline P July 31, 2005

squiddy

Hawaiian slang for an attractive girl. Derived from men being the "sharks" hunting the "squids".

Example of Squiddy:

Ho brah, check 'um squiddies ova dea, go 'an geev 'um da bizness!

Translates to: "Hey bro, look at those hotties over there! Lets go talk to them!"

by Kaimanalo March 5, 2010

Squiddick

It is a dick on a squid, usually very tiny and slimy.

Ex 1: Guuuurrrl that dudes got a Squiddick!
Ex 2: Your mom has a squiddick!!!!

by Kingeroo November 30, 2010

sneaker squid

To surprise another.

Origin: During mating season, an inferior male squid will lay in wait while a more dominant male squid courts a female squid to lay her eggs. The sneaker squid dashes in and fertilizes her eggs before the alpha squid can do the deed.

He came outta nowhere and sneaker squided me!!! I almost jumped out of my skin!

by Mandi&Geoff January 21, 2006

Squidding

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011

Squid Game

A Popular Korean Netflix show that has contestants compete in childhood games to win a large cash prize, but failure or refusal to complete the game leads to (elimination) death.

I’m in so much debt and this current world we’re living in is doomed so I might as well try my luck at squid game

by The Front Man September 30, 2021