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Gag-swagging

The act of receiving oral while wearing any item of swag (small wreath, holly, seasonal coniferous decor, etc.)
Once the tree was decorated to a jolly perfection, the spiked nog started to kick in and next thing you know she was gag-swagging my candy cane like one sexy ass elf.
by Dr. Dijon December 17, 2019
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Noodle Swagging

To talk in a voice chat for ages while your microphone is muted.
I was talking to ages and no-one heard me because I was a Noodle Swagging.
by BrotherNoodle January 8, 2022
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What's swagging?

A funny greeting, used with your best friends or just a new person.

*note: make sure the new person has a sense of humor*
John: What's swagging?
Adam: Nothing much.
by weird eye the science guy July 12, 2018
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swaggin' a jagger

noun/adjective (adverb: swaggerly-jaggin)

to imply having as much swag as mcjagger
Yea, that's some swaggin' a jagger shit right there.
by Maxabillion May 21, 2011
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skagging and tagging

In a public area if one friend see's an attractive person they will tell their friends TAG. Which claims the TAGGED as their partner tonight for some theoretical sex or if you’re smooth enough then real sex.
If a friend wishes to make the person that called Tag DO IT YOU WONT, they call them out on it. DO IT YOU WONT cannot be called if the person that was tagged is with someone that would kick the person’s ass, who announced TAG)
A TAGGED person can be retagged for someone else if one goes up to the TAGGED and touches them and says TAG(Be sly while doin)
If two people call TAG simultaneously then they get to EIFFEL TOWER the TAGGED.
In a public area, if one see's a F-UGLY person he or she will tell their friends, SKAG. Which claims the TAGGED as someone else’s tonight for some theoretical sex or if you’re a person with no morals then real sex. Defining whos the lucky one is determined by the person saying the SKAGGING
If two people call SKAG simultaneously then they get to give the TAGGED to a third friend. (Third friend DOES NOT need to be in attendance)
If one SKAGS someone of the same sex it must be tastefully funny. If not funny this will become obnoxious
If one SKAGS an inanimate object it must be tastefully funny. If not funny this will also become obnoxious
If someone becomes a TAG hog, then their friends must enforce the DO IT YOU WONT. The TAG hog will not be allowed to TAG till they address someone they had TAGGED
SKAG!!!!! That Nessy(transvestite f-ugly) is totally yours Tom, said by Sean. Tom says ALRIGHT!!!!!!

TAG!!!!! That fire hydrant is mine to sit and spin, says Tom. John goes up to hydrant and touches and yells TAG!!!! They make sprinklers together.

skagging and tagging
by Tweeter Tummy Stixs July 3, 2011
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shagging rights

When you want to bang/have banged someone for bragging rights only, but avoid a relationship with them because of high maintenance
"Dude, I totally have shagging rights to that hottie over there"
"Aww Man, she's so hott, you goin to hit it again?"
"Nope, just another notch on the bedpost"
by TommyGunz519 August 22, 2011
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Stwanging

When your penis stings after forgetting to pee before masturbation. It is a combination of sting and wang.
That porn was so kinky I forgot to pee and my penis is stwanging
by PoopPant September 4, 2015
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