St. Augustine Suprise

When you meet a lady, suggest a sexual encounter, and she accepts, but turns out she is a dude, and you find yourself being violated anally.

Yo man, I saw this hottie with a big jar of Vaseline in Starbucks, next thing I know, (s)he is giving me a St. Augustine Suprise.

by heatherolson June 14, 2019

Dick fart suprise

The act of capturing penal flatulence in a bag and asking a partner to sniff and/or inhale in order to become sexually aroused.

He became hard when he inhaled the dick fart suprise.

by Dr. Geuse May 4, 2009

Karen suprise

When a fat scouse woman comes and sits on your face and gives a Cincinatti bowtie. Seen on the Uzbekistani tv programme "Scrote".

Dude, I just went round to Maxes and got a Karen Suprise!

by Mackkks November 1, 2009

tuna suprise

What happens to men after they get married. Strange women start trying to give you free tuna, you former girlfriend (now wife) stops giving you tuna.

"Man she said I do and no more tuna, but woman I could not have tagged before are flocking to me. Tuna Suprise!

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

suprise runner

When a girl is fucked unexpectedly in the ass or pussy by a guy that has a running start. This is usually a very painful but pleasurable activity.

After giving his girlfriend got out of bed, Tom gave her a suprise runner while she was bending over finding a thong.

by 70nnubydargmoswen March 13, 2005

sprose

the often nonsensical prose appearing at the end of spam.

She couldn't help but laugh when she read the sprose in the Axis-MD spam: "Now, as I said, I'm going for a little trip in the interests of science. I may be back to-night, or I may be gone several days."

by niffer August 21, 2005

Viking Curtain Suprise

When a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a vagina

Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was

by The dark Side 69 February 4, 2009