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1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference
"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"
by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023
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annual pussy stunt

a card that you can play once every year that overrides your bestfriends free will which makes them legally obligated to do something for/with you no matter how crazy. once a pussy stunt is called the person who called it cannot call another one until the year is over, and the person whom the pussy stunt got called on cant use theirs for the next 24 hours.
*at an amusement park*
"hey i really wanna go on that ride can you come on it with me"
"absolutely not that looks way too scary and way too fast"
"ok well i call an annual pussy stunt."
"FUCK."
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
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i do my own stunts

You do your own things and don’t need anyone’s help because anyone else’s help is below standard and not realistic.
“Yeah, I do my own stunts, I don’t need you”
by Pineapples sit on the beach August 20, 2023
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stunt hog

A stand-in penis used for a celebrity in a nude scene.
Did you hear about Willem Dafoe using a stunt hog in "Antichrist?" Apparently his hog was too big for Lars von Trier's vision, so they hired a stand in to make it more realistic.
by Stunthog September 28, 2023
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Keon Stunts

when your homie says some dumb/suspect shit
“wow you really pulled Keon Stunts with that sentence bro”
by uncledavids. October 21, 2019
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Stunt dummy

A gullible person who is conned or manipulated into performing an act so that the person who is doing the manipulating obtains his/her goal or action without putting themselves in any danger or fear of reprisal.
Jen used Barry as a stunt dummy to get what she wanted.
by Lupo1973 December 20, 2020
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Stunted-Dom

A male that is shorter than the female or other male in the relationship, but is still the dominant partner
Guy 1: Why is that girl so shy with her boyfriend? He's shorter than her.
Guy 2: Yeah, but he's the dominant in the relationship
Guy 1: Oh, so he's a Stunted-Dom?
by Katniss_D November 2, 2020
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