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stand-in 

A person who so closely resembles another person in some fashion that you have no other option but to judge them according to how you like the person they remind you of.
Guy A: I'm totally in love with Alisa.

Guy B: Dude, you don't even know her, you're just using her as a stand-in for that exchange student you have a huge crush on that left, Sophie.
stand-in by mmalone gkost September 19, 2009
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stand in 

Some on who uses someone else to get sex during a period of time when they cant get any.
Will: "Hey josh why are you dating Madison? I mean shes in 8th grade?"

Josh: "I'm only dating her until I can find a better girl and if I break up with her ill go back to Madison."

Will: "oh shes a stand in."
stand in by swooshbear April 4, 2010

Stand in 

your no fucking stand in we care for you no get back with the boys
1:I’m such a stand in

2:No the fuck your aren’t get with the boys
1:Okay
Stand in by love you baby girl October 13, 2020

stand-in boyfriend 

noun

A male who is used by a female to temporarily fill the position of "boyfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.

The stand-in bf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the female, and so she doesn't get lonely.

The female will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my boyfriend", though it is and always was her intent to drop said male for one who is actually attractive.

See also: stand-in girlfriend
Dude 1: Check out that loser hanging around that dime piece. She's way out of his league!
Dude 2: Yea he's definitely a stand-in boyfriend, I'm gonna go talk to her.

stand-in alcoholic 

When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.
Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."

Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"
stand-in alcoholic by AMarie0908 December 4, 2010

stand in the sun 

It describes a person having a high position or power.
Stand in the sun
Hail to the King
~Hail to the King - A7x

stand-in girlfriend 

noun

A female who is used by a male to temporarily fill the position of "girlfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.

The stand-in gf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the male, and so he doesn't get lonely.

The male will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my girlfriend", though it is and always was his intent to drop said female for one who is actually attractive.

See also: stand-in boyfriend
Chick 1: Check out that ugly hag hanging out with that hottie. He's way out of her league!
Chick 2: Yea she's definitely a stand-in girlfriend, I'm gonna go talk to him.
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