stupak

stu·pak /stooˈpak/ verb,-paked, -pak·ing.

–verb (used with object)
1. to mislead by a false appearance or statement; delude: They stupaked the enemy by disguising the destroyer as a freighter.

2. to be unfaithful to (one's spouse or principles).

3. Archaic. to while away (time).

–verb (used without object)
4. to mislead or falsely persuade others; practice deceit: an engaging manner that easily stupaks.
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2009-2010 US Congress

—Related forms
stu·pak·a·ble·ness, stu·pak·a·bil·i·ty, noun
stu·pak·a·bly, adverb
stu·pak·er, noun
stu·pak·ing·ly, adverb
in·ter·stu·pak, verb,-paked, -pak·ing.
non·stu·pak·ing, adjective
pre·stu·pak, verb (used with object),-paked, -pak·ing.
pre·stu·pak·er, noun
re·stu·pak, verb (used with object),-paked, -pak·ing.
well-stu·paked, adjective

—Synonyms

1. deceive, cozen, dupe, fool, gull, hoodwink, trick, defraud, outwit, entrap, ensnare, betray. See cheat.

I have been planning for months to stupak my colleagues.

by SLK4 March 23, 2010

Stumpers

Group of Midgets

Look at those stumpers, they are so short...i'd like to kick them.

by Gablenn 1029 October 30, 2010

stump pump

voilently pumping your fist in and out of someones asshole up to and including your wrist so your arm looks like a stump

"ya i made him my bitch by stump pumpin' the bastard till he agreed"

by kerri-ann vigar August 7, 2007

A-Stumpy

When one receives and/or gives sexual pleasure by means of an amputated limb.

Bro 1: I saw a hot girl the other day with one arm at the bar.
Bro 2: Yeah me too, was she hot and blonde?

Bro 1: Yeah she was!
Bro 2: I would totally get a-stumpy from her

:: Bro Five ::

by Weedy McRoberson June 20, 2011

stump

Something which is high in quality. A favourable item or event. Good.

That movie "Star Wars" was quite stump

by Lenny Corbett August 2, 2004

Muffin Stump

larger than a muffin top and often dotted with cellulite; primarily caused by large consumption of fatty foods and lack of any movement. usually women with a MUFFIN STUMP think that their all that and a bag of funnions.
other side affects are the groping of male friends,
and the unspeakable smell that is excreted from the groin(from the lack of showering). ways to avoid a "molly" are constant insisting that she has an unbelievably large penis, and or a threatening of a punch to the sack.

Leon: Damn!, molly's got the scariest looking MUFFIN STUMP I've ever seen in my f***ing life!
Nevin: I wish she would go get that checked for weasels, i think she ate that rotting dolphin that washed up on shore last month!
James: "its worse than a muffin top, its the lower grotesque part of the muffin that nobody wants!"
Peter: i think she looks pretty hot for a beached whale!
Eric: eh! id poke er'!

by super-duper-pooper-trooper!.........of doom! May 27, 2008

stump

someone who is notably short

Short as a tree stump.

by fwe22 July 23, 2006