Also known as a 'mini scoop' or a 'scoop lite', a scooplet is a bit of journalism (in the Era of Don The Con Trump) that doesn't quite rise to the level of BREAKING NEWS, however the scooplet would hold great interest to many news junkies, The Resistance, anyone preferring actual facts, or anyone with even a scooplet-sized brain cell. The term Scooplet was coined by the wordsmith and MSNBC TV news host, Rachel Maddow. At the time of this entry, Scooplet was not a word in Urban Dictionary, therefore this author determines the credible, original source is definitely Rachel Maddow, spoken during her Feb. 27th evening program.
We have an exciting little scooplet coming up! An exclusive breaking story that didn't make the headlines today, but you definitely don't want to miss!
by OriginalDaisy February 28, 2018
Get the Scooplet mug.when you scoop up your poop and put it in a girl's vagina and start to make love to her to make it more moist
by the real nigg May 13, 2019
Get the scoopadoodle mug.To cup your ass crack with your hand whilst cutting a fart, close the fart in your hand and then release it under someones nose.
by porkchop5k August 11, 2007
Get the free scoopies mug.When you walk up to a friend, female, or male with large fat rolls on his pectoral muscles, and extend your hand under their breast swipe your hand upwards and exclaim "MELON SCOOP" This is best preformed by females upon females, and is discouraged to do by males as you will be subject to dance the nutcracker.
Gregg : MELON SCOOP!!!
Darien : What the fuck? *nut shot*
~This was word was made up by Darien S. and Monique P. in Florida bitches. No claiming.~
Darien : What the fuck? *nut shot*
~This was word was made up by Darien S. and Monique P. in Florida bitches. No claiming.~
by TAZZ~DARIEN October 7, 2010
Get the melon scoop mug.So, Tina, I was out with Charlie the other night and after only one glass of wine he pulled an early scoop.
What? That's a two-glass move!
What? That's a two-glass move!
by Tina76954321 December 9, 2012
Get the early scoop mug.an action in which a witness of another being saying an unintelligent statement calls out "dummies no nothing" and swipes the unintelligent person on the neck with an open hand, causing pain. further, the person who says the idiotic thing may call "self serve", when they are aware of the fact that they have indeed said something stupid, all before the witness can say "dummies no nothing". this is due to the fact that the "no nothing", in "dummies no nothing" implies the uneducated person cannot counter the the dummies that are coming their way. any other witnesses of an unintelligent person saying something unintelligent may also call "witness" after someone has called "dummies no nothing" and they too, can swipe the idiot's neck, also getting their dummies on that select person. to make things even more complicated, before "no nothing" is called and only "dummies" has been called, the stupid being, may indeed call "reverse" and at this point, the swiping of the neck on the dumb person has now turned against the accuser, and they will then be dummied.
Idiot: I want to go to China one day so I can finally try some authentic tacos.
Person Being Spoken To: DUMMIES NO NOTHING! Bring that neck here boi, let me get my dummy scoops.
Witnesses: WITNESS!
*Person Being Spoken To and Witnesses all swipe the Idiot's neck*
Person Being Spoken To: DUMMIES NO NOTHING! Bring that neck here boi, let me get my dummy scoops.
Witnesses: WITNESS!
*Person Being Spoken To and Witnesses all swipe the Idiot's neck*
by JewChainz18 June 3, 2016
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"No way, The Scoop Troop is so much better."
"No way, The Scoop Troop is so much better."
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