Count for squat

Idiom. To be worthless; not worth anything at all.

Derived from the informal use of the word 'squat' BrE skwɒt NAmE skwɑ t as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat' 'dɪdlɪˌskwɒt (also doodly-squat 'dudliˌskwɑt) : nothing, anything at all, not anything.

Note: "diddly" and "squat" each are used in NAmE as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat'.

1-Actions speak louder than words; words alone count for squat.

2- "He is sending you flowers in hopes of improving your opinion of him"
"It doesn't count for squat. He is still the same person."

Count for squat by A Student of English July 14, 2018

Bulgarian Split Squats 

What caused you to want to look up Bulgarian Split Squat, what realisticly would make a man look up the word Bulgarian Split Squat on urbandictionary, you know that this site isn't going to tell you what it is too, you know damn well what a Bulgarian Split Squat is but you look it up, why not something like... assisted pistol squats, or hammer curls? the fuck man.

My friend was Hammered one night and I went through his phone and found him searching up Bulgarian Split Squats on urban dictionary, the fucker is in a wheel chair

Bulgarian Split Squats by SpencerzHere April 15, 2023

squeak n peek 

The act of letting a small, squeaky fart that ends up with a tiny pointy turd peeking past the balloon knot, lodged almost at the point of no return. Related to Prairie Doggin'

Man, I just had a squeak n peek...where is the toilet paper?

squeak n peek by Tannasgh February 13, 2006

bum squat 

The process of emptying one's bowels like an inhabitant of the streets would...best done in alleyways and on Sixth and Spring...

Dude, on the way home from the bar, I had to bust a bum squat.

bum squat by BS Fatonovich July 13, 2006

squat nazi 

a person or group of squaters who are very selective on who they allow to live in the squat

a squat nazi might not allow some one who uses drugs to stay at their squat or they might not allow someone with differant politics to stay at their squat .

squat nazi by NLR718 June 11, 2006

squat 

an abandoned building or other dwelling place in which any group of people stake claim of residency.

"When I had no place else to go , I found this squat with some punk rock, runaway kids."

squat by naughty.icon October 1, 2009

Doodly-squat 

Of no significance, rank or importance. The word “doodle” was in wide slang usage throughout the 19th Century to mean a fool, a clueless soldier or a penis. The term was in wide use during the Great Depression and was joined by the updated version "diddly-shit" in the 1960s.

“My gal is red hot (Your gal ain't doodly-squat)”
-- from the oft-covered 1950s song "Red Hot"

Doodly-squat by Bill Peters October 7, 2006