sporkiness

The state of being sporky, or having a sporky value.

He had such levels of sporkiness to him that he was the Ultimate Spork.

by Tito May 12, 2004

spork

A spork combines a fork and a spoon, sacrificing the functionality of both

I tried to use a spork to eat, but it just wouldn't work.

by Goldling September 14, 2008

slork

The term "slork" is an acronym for Submarine Line Of RocKs. A slork is a (usually straight) line, or group of lines in parallel, commonly made with rocks on the seabed in a shallow water swimming area. A slork is your ad hoc swimming track in a lagoon. It may be built manually by the swimming folk in a local area or community.

A group of teens are building a 100-yard, 4-track slork in south Malé and local surfers are pitching in.

by yellowfintuna January 11, 2009

Splort

The sound a ripe pumpkin makes when you take the glopp out.

*carving jack-o-lanterns*

Dave: Ok Jimmothy, time to take the glopp out!

Jimmothy: *SPLORT*

Dave: Oh Jimmothy, you twinkletoes...that sounded quite ripe!

by 0SED4X November 11, 2013

shlork

the opposite to a shlong

short and thin basicly

dude u've got such a shlork your hardly a man

by greg 'buc nasty d October 24, 2008

Spork

a straight girl (not a bi-sexual) whose attracted to lesbians but can never commit to the clam burger diet.

Gretchen is the spork of the group, she'll kiss Jane but she won't fuck her.

by Ralph Geebers January 25, 2011

spork

when yo spoonin wit yo gurl annd u pop a humongous boner turnin yo self into a spork instead of a spoon

yea bro, i was wit diamon spoonin, but dat ass made me spork as hell.

by rafael December 30, 2012