splendid blended

something that is pleasant, delightful, or tasty.

"This pizza is splendid blended."

"For sure-o."

by Sir Pizza August 10, 2008

Spleige

a splash of yogurt that ends up in bubble form, a.k.a. yogurt has excreted all over some kind of surface.. prefferably blueberry yogurt.

"oh no, i just spleiged!"

by desperadolikesraves October 26, 2009

Splendid Splenda

This is an arts-n-crafts project with scissors so don't let the kiddies try this one. Everybody has or has had "the girl next door" at some point. Take an empty resealable bag of Splenda, cut a hole in it for your shaft, ring the girl's door bell and when she answers, say, "Hey, can I borrow some Splenda? I'm all out." Once the last letter of "out" leaves your mouth, open the bag and reveal the prize inside. Your day should now get exponentially better. :)

He had been talking to this chick his whole life because he lives next door to her. So, he finally grew a pair and gave her (or pulled a) Splendid Splenda.

by Dr. House Call August 4, 2010

salenger or salengerness

The most severe way of being salted; one who is beyond salted

Example: salenger or salengerness

Boy; you wanna go on a date
Girl: Ew, HELL NO
Boy: why not?
Girl: I don't date your kind!
Boy: DAMN SALENGERNESS!

by Killa Krabby Night Shadow December 13, 2010

Spengtacular

The ultimate idiot ever produced from the womb or artificially!

"OMG did u see Rebecca try to neck that drink and splutter it all over herself??"

"i know, she was spengtacular"

by PotatofaceMcGee December 7, 2011

splendiferrous

Splendid, amazing, awesome, but more intense and steely. Stemming from "splendid" and "ferrous" (latin root pertaining to iron)

Being a Plebe at the United States Naval Academy is a splendiferrousexperience.

by MIDN 4/C C.D. September 8, 2012

spleeg

An imaginary drug that is used by only the most superfly of people. it will also scare ones girlfriend into thinking it is a real drug.

Me: i been smokin that spleeg
Friend: WHY ARE YOU SMOKIN THAT STUFF, YOU KNOW ITS BAD FOR YOU.
Me: spleeg is a fake drug dude, you just got busted.

by Superfly the magic man January 1, 2012