spaz

tweek from south park

tweek is a spaz

by kylematronic July 3, 2018

slazzer

Slazzer a word for autistic used to call people without them knowing

Damn that lads some slazzer like

by TopSket November 4, 2020

spaz

ableist slur, derogatory, offensive to disabled community, shortened from "spastic"

they're such a "spaz"

by beechh0 June 11, 2022

hyper spaz

A person who's irrational, hyper active conduct is above and beyond that of a typical spaz.

Why is Johnny jumping up and down on the hood of that dude's car? Probably for no reason, he's just a hyper spaz.

by dollar99 March 13, 2008

Keyboard Spaz

Someone who doesn't have words to express something and they pound on the keyboard to show how excited/angry they are. Can also be used as a noun to describe the text of a keyboard spaz.

-internet chat room-
Person 1: Did you hear? Someone baked a 400 pound brownie!
Person 2: 823yu4iwhjfkfisdhsadknf;sdjfhoasuidfhsa REALLY?!!!??!!?!!?!
Person 1: Keyboard spaz much?

by Mitchmich May 6, 2010

Glittery Slazenger

An underground sexual move known only by golf professionals. Right as the female is about to orgasm you insert a handful of glitter and a Slazenger golf ball into the vagina. The golf ball produced after this erotic explosion is undeniably the best golf ball in the world. No hole is safe from the glittery Slazenger.

Sam: My god Mikey how far did you hit that golf ball? You just got the first ever hope in one on a par five!
Mikey: Nothing flies like a glittery Slazenger!

by TheGolfPro May 7, 2015

Intense spaz freak out

The time of day where a full on speng tard freaks out and starts violently shaking and dribbling whilst licking a window with passion

Quick help him he’s having an intense spaz freak out

by Dyltard November 13, 2018