smagmadrop

A drip of sweat from the scrotum that collides with a drip of sweat from the ass crack and forms smagmadrop on the gutch

(Dude1) my gutch is sweaty
(dude2) what the hell
(dude1)reaches in pants and smells and says Wow smagmadrop

by joker 89 May 10, 2015

slagmark

A Norse carnivorous earthworm, an earthworm that slay (norse. slag) its prey, also a much newer Norwegian word for battlefield. Must not be confused with "villmark", which is an untameable (vill=wild) but small Norwegian earthworm, often used as fish bait.

Villmarkens sønn er en tam mark, villmarkens far var jo slagmark, men villmarken ble nasjonalpark.

by LilleGnu October 5, 2015

Spag

A term generally used by middle-aged men over the internet to insult someone for reasons such as using "your" instead of "you're."

*looking at social media, Notices grammar error*
You spag.

by MicroshibeWindoge October 19, 2015

Spag

When you are too lazy to type spaghetti (or just dont know to spell it) so you just say spag.

Holy shit that spag I just had was great.

by 420blazeit420 May 30, 2016

Spag

Noun special person who packs your bag

When spags put the eggs on the bottom

by Ceynan September 2, 2016

shagmented

overview of a situation that is completely fucked up, broken, unrepairable or in bits

wife to hubby 'Hello love, did you manage to fix the dishwasher ?
No. it's absolutely shagmented !!

by vanhelZ1ng December 22, 2016

Spag

The person that is not going along with a joke or other mean of deceit.

"Bro we told the teacher that you weren't here but Lisa was being a spag and told her you were."

by Berryboi March 21, 2017