Hey Baby, why don't you go get your broadsword and we'll SLARP it up in this bitch... magic missle! pew pew!
by optikalsaint July 11, 2011
Get the SLARP mug.that skanky bitch loved to slarve mydode.
by bubbadave July 7, 2005
Get the slarve mug.Related Words
Solar
• Solarflare
• solar eclipse
• Solaris
• Solar system
• Solarsands
• Solar Moment
• solara
• Solarempire22
• solarhosting
A slarf occurs when a member of either sex is performing a rim job on their partner, the partner then proceeds to fart in the others mouth while they inhale the gas in a slurping manner.
by Slarfee October 12, 2009
Get the Slarf mug.sloppy and large
girls between the ages of 16-19 that are excessively overweight and have bipedal displacement issues, and waddle or spin/turn as they step. but in order to be slarge the girl must be exceedingly obnoxious and annoyingly outspoken. match that with the ignorance and disrespect to sit and wreck peoples couches or chairs or any other thing that their obesity would destroy.
the slarge's total being is so far gone that it affects the shape of sound they form in words, much like the sound of gigantic tubes flayling about with the wind almost whistling through
girls between the ages of 16-19 that are excessively overweight and have bipedal displacement issues, and waddle or spin/turn as they step. but in order to be slarge the girl must be exceedingly obnoxious and annoyingly outspoken. match that with the ignorance and disrespect to sit and wreck peoples couches or chairs or any other thing that their obesity would destroy.
the slarge's total being is so far gone that it affects the shape of sound they form in words, much like the sound of gigantic tubes flayling about with the wind almost whistling through
'SLARGE'
'oooohhh(any obese related stretch or mutation of words, jumbled sentence or sound)'
'oh man, i think slarge is coming, dont let her see us'
'oooohhh(any obese related stretch or mutation of words, jumbled sentence or sound)'
'oh man, i think slarge is coming, dont let her see us'
by Dominic St. Pierre December 7, 2006
Get the slarge mug.Non-Yankee fan: The yankees buy to many players its ruining baseball. Baseball needs a salary cap.
Yankee fan: Its not george's fault that people buy like 4 million tickets a year and that they have their own TV network. He can spend his money like he wants
Yankee fan: Its not george's fault that people buy like 4 million tickets a year and that they have their own TV network. He can spend his money like he wants
by Exit_Light_Enter_night April 6, 2005
Get the Salary cap mug.An Antiguan word formed from a combination of the terms Solar-system and Universe, used to describe something that is completely out of this world.
by APNJW January 20, 2011
Get the Solarverse mug.Slutty+retard. Originally used to define the "selection" of woman living or gathering in the general vicinity of Las Vegas.
hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.
hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.
by delaney April 18, 2005
Get the slard mug.