Snailing/Slugging

When one simultaneously ejaculates while dragging their penis on the ground. - Written by A Col

"Dood last night I was totally Snailing/Slugging my way across the dance floor"

by A Col October 14, 2012

Turbo Snail

When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.

Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

Snail Eater

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stupid fucking french snail eater ass fuck

by JIMMYWANIDJSSS October 8, 2023

wooly snail

super hairy slimy vagina

Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.

by Thomas broadway December 6, 2022

Spooly Snail

A slang term for a turbocharger in the car community, mainly because of how the snail and turbocharger look alike but also funny as a snail is quite slow but a turbocharger increases horsepower enough to make a noticeable difference in the top speed of a car.

Holy crap bro your spooly snail in that engine bay looking mad honker.

by Dr.BigHonker December 20, 2022

hypnotized snail

when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark

"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"

by Mrs.C.Baird August 31, 2023

Snail Man

Snail Man is a cryptozoological creature discovered/popularized by Singer/Songwriter Gezebelle Gaburgably. Snail Man is about six feet tall and is usually in some sort of bright neon color. He is often seen not wearing clothes but occasionally he puts some on. Snail Man prefers a lifestyle of isolation and doesn’t like people. Snail Man mainly eats shrubs and herbs, and is know for his life of crime. Committing terrible acts such as bombing a casino and committing a mass shooting at a local Home Depot.

“Hey have you heard about Snail Man?”
“No.”

by ImaBigNerd September 8, 2023