Skittely

The intensity of your Skittle-braugh

(per 12oz beer)
1-5 skittles - semi-skittely
5-9 skittles - moderatly-skittely
10+ skittles - super-skittely

"I just went with semi-skittely tonight."
"That's lame. I made my skittle braugh super skittely. I have 13 skittles!"

by Misery507 May 7, 2008

skitch

skanky bitch

Omigosh! Carly is such a skitch.

by yourfiniestnightmare April 25, 2014

skitching

The awkwardly choreographed post-sex humping crab-walk toward the Kleenex so as to prevent an early pull out and semen leaking out all over the bed/couch/kitchen table/boss' desk etc.

John and Marsha were skitching towards the Kleenex when the Mayor walked in and saw them sprawled across his desk.

by Climbing Gimp July 13, 2016

skitch

Verb to describe body fluids spraying.

That gore movie was disgusting, when the lawnmower went over his chest there was was blood skitching everywhere.

by missmoon January 24, 2009

Is this skit over?

Used when friends are discussing a comical situation that might occur and end up launching into a verbal skit about it. Each friend takes on the role of a character and offers up different comments that might be funny in the hypothetical situation, often taking on a different voice. These verbal skits often go on too long and are milked to death. Without breaking out of character, someone involved in the skit can end it by injecting "Is this skit over?"

(pretending to order at a Dairy Queen)
Friend1 "I saw your sign and before ordering I'd like to let you know I'm allergic to peanuts."
Friend2 "Thanks for letting me know. What can I get you?"
Friend1 "I'll have a small cup of peanuts, please."
Friend2 "I'm sorry, I can't serve you that. You just said you're allergic."
Friend1 "Oh, they're not for me. They're for my friend. He's waiting outside."
Friend2 "So why did you tell me you're allergic?"
Friend1 "You're sign told me to."
Friend2 "Why can't your friend come in and order for himself?"
Friend1 "He's mute."
Friend1 "Is this skit over?"

by Robopoet August 11, 2005

skitch

to skitch: v; removing detritus from clothing, either worn by the subject or by another, using a vigorous picking and/or brushing motion.

The day after, she found herself headed back to her flat on the subway, skitching splooge off her suede skirt.

by Girl Obscured May 6, 2005

skitching

Being under the influence of Meth. Usually after being up for a couple days and probably paranoid.

def: Me and Todd were skitching around in the middle of the night and were trying to keep ahead of policeman that weren't really there.

by Charlie S July 30, 2008