section ten

masterbation in the simple sense. also known as a tommy tank

'Hey dude wanna got downtown'
'not thanks just have to go finish my section ten'

by LV May 13, 2005

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spriction

A combination of the words niction and sprill. It can be used to describe anything you would like it to. Often used out of frustration, or used when you can't think of a certain word. Also used as a replacement for curse words.

Boy: I stole all your thongs so I could jack off to imagining you in them.
Girl: You are such a spriction!

OR

Mom: The school just called. You got a saturday school for excessive whistling in class.
Girl: What the flip! That is so sprictiony!

by Bob Sprilljones March 29, 2008

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Skyrection

When one has an erection for the popular game, Skyrim.

One who struts a Skyrection is likely to fail in every aspect in life, other than in the game Skyrim.

Symptoms of having a Skyrection include game play of Skyrim of 6+ hours daily, sexual arousal towards dragons and Skyrim creatures, obesity, death, loss of education, and/or loss of career.

Person A: Hey, have you seen Jim lately?

Person B: Haven't you heard? He quit his job to support his Skyrection. It's so big it's like he swallowed a whole bottle of Skyagra.

Person A: Damn dude. We better start planning his funeral.

by yksvohcec July 8, 2012

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Shremotions

The shear euphoric feeling developed whilst shredding/slaying/slashing that delicious virgin snow. This emotion is typically felt after a big pow slash or a sexual method boosted off a gnarly cliff drop.

Man, I'm getting all caught up in these shremotions after that shred.

by shredordie January 8, 2015

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Sectionals

When two pasty lesbians do the dirty with a broccoli and a lobster

Mallori and Shayne had a round of sectionals while listening to NPR

by Swagmastersarim July 30, 2016

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section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.

Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!

by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016

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