Shmoo

A vape🤦🏻 ♀️ duhhhh (keep this away from the adults they take shmoos from us!!)

Jake- Hey Kim gotta shmoo?

Kim- yeah come over here I'll put it in ur pocket
Teacher- Kim what was that?

Kim- just giving Jake this shmoo to borrow

by Tay41204 May 20, 2019

Shmoop

Means "i have to go" or "im out" or "bye bitch"

I love you in all but shmoops!

by Boonga July 3, 2019

Shmookie

A gay man with shmegma who Fucks another man and gets poopdick with his shmegma

Hey man clean your ass hole good next time some dookie came out on my shmegma and now I’ve got shmookie

by Shmooky September 5, 2019

shmoop

A different way of saying anna oop or a conversation filler

1) Person 1: Sksksks

Person 2: Shmoop

2) *silence*
Person 1: Shmoop

Everyone: *laughs*

by madrinlaurmily69 October 6, 2019

Shmoog

That gay shit that you think people named kris do

Did u hear that bitch ass kris was shmooging

by I don’t know seems kinda gay November 6, 2019

Shmoogy

A person that isn’t capable of being normal/has no common sense. Usually has Anger Management problems and doesn’t fight people thier own size. And are most likely called baby girls.

Nicolas shmoogy Guggi Macchio

by Shmoogy Monster December 14, 2019

shmooley

a type of person that is mentally very slow. Basically a retard.

Me: Whats good boss

Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley

by chicken 2 September 22, 2020