Shmegal

Shmegal - some thing or someone that is small.

Dave: Ron you wanna hit this blunt?

Ron: hell no, I’m not hitting that shmegal!

by Mrorange68 September 30, 2023

Shmigler

When you discover a young lad from whinmoor who’s has a body built like a cheese string and stinks of lard

Yo Jackson, you’re a straight shmigler you.

by anonymous December 2, 2023

shmigglehorn

somebody who’s absolutely crazy, they’ve been through it all. shmigglehorn

“you are absolutely shmigglehorn aren’t you”

“that boy is shmigglehorn”

by audi0306 December 8, 2023

Shmegadum

Implausible, impossible, unlikely

Bro that shot was so “shmegadum” how did he hit that.

by DANKRZ March 21, 2024

Shmeging

Being disrespectful towards minorities, people of color and women.

*Why are you shmeging on Emma?"

by Winston Harper April 4, 2024

Shmigit

Shmigit means small might, but in a funnier way somehow. It’s like shart and migit so sharty migit = Shmigit

“Hey Shmigit”, “I told you not to call me that you bloody wanker”

by Hag_is-THEbest April 30, 2024

shmeegin

Shmeegin: the act of shmeegin or “to shmeeg” is to forcefully drop your balls by yanking your testicles. Thus lengthening your “bag” making them appear bigger. Shmeegin is to be done if your balls don’t drop quick enough naturally, or your friends make fun of your tiny balls.

Rylan must have been shmeegin a lot lately, his bag is hangin out.

by NaterBaiter May 4, 2024