Shlarpality

An extinct type 2.74 civilization that met it's end in the Sombrero Galaxy about 2.7 million years ago. These species would have looked similiar to the Schplarbo (from Will McDaniel's video about trying candy from other dimensions). Their ruins could still be found. Decaying Space-Ports and Dyson Spheres along as very exploded and mined out planets.

"Some Scientists say that Shlarpality would have been friends with Vermicious Knids if they weren't evil bitches"
"Shlarpality is native to the planet, Otulp, a frozen hell-hole with acid-rain"
"Shlarpality would have spoken telepathically and been a territorial species that would have likely killed humanity if they were alive while our lifetimes."

by Korkos Breadsofis June 5, 2021

Schlorp

The sound you make when someone kicks you in the big toe

Brian walked at the door and tony kicked his big toe schlorp!! Brian cried in unimaginable agony.

by Ya boi Jameson August 14, 2021

Shorpund

The act of laying on a small couch watching parks and rec.

1:Hey what are you doing
2:Not much just I'm just shorpunding

by Beefsteak November 21, 2021

shlarpa

An ugly female (usually out of shape and badly put together) who tries to be sexy.

Did you see that shlarpa that he was with? Oh, so gross, she was filthy, I feel sick.

by Angus Tasmania November 22, 2021

Shlop

Clueless and have no purpose in life

You are a shlop

by thecockwanker November 9, 2021

Schlorp

Schloorp: a word used to enhance every sentence

If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with SCHLORP you may be entitled to financial compensation

by Yourmomisfake November 25, 2021

Shworp

A cool guy that's obsessed by the color purple, Geometry Dash and Jojo.

Shworp is gay

by occurance February 4, 2022