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conversation shitter

A toilet in a school men's room where there is no stall or door around it, allowing for anyone else who walks in to begin conversation with you while you shit.
I don't like to be visible to others while I shit, but the only toilet in this restroom is a conversation shitter.
by bfoltz43 August 9, 2009
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Commando Shitter

A toilet installed in a public place with no privacy.

Generally installed in bars / taverns mens rooms. Due to possibility of illegal activity there is no privacy walls and the restroom door does not lock.

Therefore in a busy bar at any moment if you have to go someone may walk in on you dropping a duce.
I had to take a dump really bad but the bar has a commando shitter so I decided to drive home and take a dump.

There are many examples of a commando shitter in Pittsburgh, PA
by lyquiddye May 2, 2011
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Dickey Shafter

One who behaves in an angry, annoying, rude, mean, or no-fun attitude, while simultaneously screwing you over in any way.

(Being a dick) + (Shafting someone) = Dickey Shafter
Jack - "Yesterday Marcus made me late for our double date because he took 45 minutes to shower. Once he got in the car, he kept telling me that he is going to hate the movie that we're going to see, and he was spitting insults left and right!"

Roy - "Yeah, Marcus has been such a Dickey Shafter lately"
by Konvickt Baller March 5, 2013
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Dickey Shafter

Someone who often throws another under the bus for their own benefit. Often, this culprit makes up excuses as to why he or she screwed over the other person. This person is also a large, veiny dick.
*After an hour or two of waiting, Noah comes to the conclusion that Martin isn't coming to get Noah to drive him to the party*
*Noah decides to call Martin up*

Noah: Why didn't you get me Martin?
Morgan: Umm, I was flossing...
Noah: Yeah okay you have dentures!
Morgan: Oh... well I was taking a dump...
Noah: You're such a Dickey Shafter!
by Krafty March 6, 2013
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Throat Shitter

Throat Shitter (noun): A person, who having ungratefully accepted good things in life, shits down everyone's throat when things go tits up.
A reliable server messes up once.

Sam: This server is so fucking shit!

Sam is a throat shitter.
by Karot March 8, 2013
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the shitterbug

(noun) the awkward dance you do in front of the toilet in a public restroom because you’re trying to set up TP on the toilet seat but it keeps autoflushing and sucking everything in, so you try to set up as quickly as possible while maintaining your presence in front of the sensor
Max: You know when a public restroom has a toilet with an autoflush sensor and you're trying to set up a toilet paper buffer on the seat before you sit down and it keeps autoflushing and sucking all your paper into the toilet before you finish setting up, so you do that awkward move where you're trying to keep your body in front of the sensor while moving as fast as possible to get set up before the autoflush buzzer? I fucking hate that. I wish there was a word for that stupid little dance instead of having to explain the whole thing every time.

Tim: Oh, you mean the shitterbug.

Max: Damn, did you just make that up on the spot?!

Tim: Yeah.

Max: You’re a pun god.
by Maxwell Dope January 13, 2014
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sheep shafter

one who has sex with sheep
That guy is a sicko, a real sheep shafter
by Da Real Shredder October 9, 2018
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