Shampoopie

Defecating while in the bathtub

We had to get our 1 year old baby out of the bathtub fast, she had a shampoopie.

by ddigit January 11, 2010

Shampoovering

The process of hoovering ones carpet with an overpriced yet advanced vacuum cleaner which also shampoo's said carpet at the same time.

Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.

Dan: "Rich, fancy a game on Fifa?"

Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."

Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."

by DefinedThat September 4, 2011

Shampoosiando

Salvadorean/Virginian slang for masturbating with shampoo
Can also mean to goof off at work

Mario likes to go to back corner to shampoosiando

by 7031 April 14, 2022

shapoof

The sound made by a feminine wet fart.

Oh No Jill, I just shapoof my panties!

by Shapoofer May 26, 2011

Shamwoot

The best Shaman healer azeroth has to offer. All OP classes bow down to him because he can out-heal their sorry asses.

There's only 1 Shamwoot, examples are impossible.

by Zack? August 13, 2012

shamoogen

When you go to Walmart at 11:30pm in December and buy shot glasses and bathing suits

We were bored so we went shamoogen.

by kabissa December 21, 2014

Shamposium

A symposium to promote a sham (such as a pyramid scheme or get rich quick business)

My friend is trying to get me to go to this shamposium later to get involved in the pyramid scheme that he bought into, what a douche.

by HipStir March 29, 2015