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Spider Jerusalem

my hero, and god, the coolest bastard on the planet, and he has this cat that pees everywhere, and, and... he's from transmetropolitan, buy the damn comic!!!!
"dude, there's this comic called 'Transmetropolitan' no, its not an ice-cream you douche."
by Spyder_Jerusalem June 21, 2004
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rock spider

by PressureCookie July 2, 2003
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Spiderbait

The most fuckin awesome band in Australia. There are way better songs than Black Betty aswell.. The older albums rock harder than the new ones.
Spiderbait kick ass in the australian music industry. Rock on!
by m@l!c3 August 10, 2004
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Spider Ball

When a male jizzes into his hand and forms the cum into a ball he would then hurl this ball at male/females face. When the ball hits, it will explode on their face and separate into long strands that resemble a spiders web.
"Wow, I heard Cassandra walked out on you before you were finished." "Yeah, but I quickly rubbed one out and gave her a Spider Ball to remember."

"Why is Jeff in jail again?" "Well.. we all paid him 10 dollars and he whipped a Spider Ball at the school bus driver."
by Coltrane Pride January 10, 2009
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Barking Spider

A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.
Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.
by Tasty Beverage October 31, 2008
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Spider Expert

1.Person who is an expert on spiders.

2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.
"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"

"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."

"....fuck you, spider expert."
by meatwhistle July 28, 2007
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Spider Queen

A pretty and nice girl until you get too close.

A spider queen gets people stuck in her web, and is usually eating at least one of her victims alive.
She seemed like a nice girl until she wasn't, but I was already in too deep. She's a spider queen.
by GarbagePailKids June 9, 2016
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