Mayflower Secondary School

A decent school

Basics in Mayflower Secondary School : ax2 + bx + c = 0

by LongKia August 20, 2021

Northern Secondary School

Northern Secondary School, or Northern S.S is a school on Mt. Pleasant ave in toronto ontario! Merely a block from North Toronto C.I, Northern is a school with a much better range of courses (you can take ceramics wtf) clubs and of course kids! Usually thought of as sketchy cause all the kids sesh and the bathrooms smell like weed and there’s gum under all the desks and good luck finding a washroom without creepy writing, Northern is actually a fun school with a shit ton of kids (good luck remembering if Jake T or Jake S is in ur bio class or if Jake R is in ur chem class) most of the teachers are real chill and will like u if u put in some effort! all in all, although some people think northerners are sketchy drug dealers/drama kids, 98% of kids who go are actually your everyday entitled kids

Jessie: What school do you go to?
Lily: Northern Secondary School
Jessie: Sick brah

by ahahasarahaha October 11, 2018

Riverside Secondary School

not actually next to a river. somewhat labelled as the best school in woodlands but actually quite mediocre. only special for their iPads and apple pen. maybe to add on their "lgbt" theme for the 30th anniversary. remembering shanti countlessly saying the school spent half a million on the fake grass and then budget went to shit. has their own school dance too but lets be real you only do it if your friends are sibei onz. they should stop painting the walls too making the school look like a kindergarten. overall a meh school, teachers are okay but really we dont have any flavour except free yogurt/fruits on the healthy bites friday thingies if that still exists.

felicia: what secondary school are you from?
karen: riverside secondary school!
felicia: wheres that sia
karen: walao

by macamlolsia August 23, 2021

Sentinel Secondary

A place for asians and persians to gather and meet. However they never cross paths, when an asian and a persian cross paths a major fight breaks out, the persians get planes and bomb the shit out of them, while the asians go to the persians homes and kill all the girls.

What each of them don't know isd their doing them a favour, killing asians is population control and killing the girls is making more boys to do the hard work.

White guy 1: Dude did you here that Chong Wing Wang bumped into Ahmed Mahamud at Sentinel Secondary?

White guy 2: Yeah! I here alcaida is already loading the missiles.

by iliketopwnnoobs October 1, 2009

Secondary Fat Basket

The fat/skin roll on a morbidly fat person that hangs over their genitals and sways as they walk.

My god, look at the secondary fat basket on that bastard over there..how the hell does he take a piss?

by Ultimate Step Dad March 13, 2008

Secretary

A woman hired to do administrative work in an office setting, this word is often used interchangeably with a personal assistant, who gets stuff for her boss. This woman is attractive due to her pretty face and tight pencil skirt.

I needed an extra boost today so I told my secretary to brew me a second cup of coffee.

by Patriarch in high society February 27, 2021

Langley Secondary School

One of the shittiest schools in Langley, BC. The heating system is broken, so if you want your child to freeze to death - send them right over! Instead of using student fees for useless leadership events, it could be invested into repairing the school - or you know, upgrading the computers from the 1990's. Filled with drug dealing skip outs, your child is sure to become one of them! The janitors lazy out and don't even clean the stale shit in the washrooms. The staff are great, but always talk shit behind each other's backs. If an earthquake were to roll through, your little precious will be killed by the failing infrastructure. Graduating? Be ready to spend a minimum of $100 - and that's just for grad photos. The parent PAC cheaps out every year, so don't even feel bad for not going to any of the graduation events.

Emma: "I think I'll be switching to Langley Secondary School."
Ellie" "Emma... I'll get your grave ready, sweety"

by MeltedMargarine September 4, 2016