scumdouche

basically a dirty or ugly looking person who goes above and beyond being a loser, dickhead, dirtbag, dumbass, social failure and a fucktard.

A: yo dat kid brian's hair is so greasy it makes him look like a scumbag and hes such a fucking loser!

B: ya youre rite hes such a scumdouche.

by pimp perez September 30, 2005

Scum sucking sodomizer of syphilitic warthogs

1.A phrase to use when you really want to piss someone off, or when you have nothing else constructive to say.
2. A person who is really disgusting in thought, word and deed

"I cant believe you did that you scum sucking sodomizer of syphilitic warthogs!"

by celticmom July 8, 2006

Dole Scum

A person who has temporarily escaped wage slavery and is enjoying leisure time and tax refunds during which time they can achieve more useful social and personal goals than cubihell, such as writing a book or performing voluntary work.

Ed's just had his redundancy notice, so he's Dole Scum T minus 28.

by Arjunanatha February 18, 2009

scumbag slut

(n.) One that indulges in felching used condoms (scumbags), regardless of what orifice it was used to penetrate. The afflicted individual then consumes the condom to top off the delicious snack.

As she strutted down the sidewalk in her slutty attire, she thought of how great it felt to be the most popular scumbag slut in the red light district of town.

"Say, Doc, there's three rubbers in the vomit of that guy in ER room 5. This patient is a scumbag slut if I ever saw one."

by Rob Porter March 2, 2009

scum dog

a slaze king who slazes way too hard, lives in their friends basement, usually is unemployed. gets way too fucked on a consistent basis, then spends the whole next day in the same clothes and usually doesnt shower until the last minute before you go out. is cheap as hell, doesnt mind takin down a swamp donkey every now and then, is a wicked wingman and always has a teamates back. Basically an all around beauty who lives for nothing else but to muck and slaze

Bro 1:sirr lets have some cold ones and get sauced tonight
Bro2: man you know I got no cash for that type of outing
Bro 1: cmon man just go to the atm and grab some flow you fuckin scum dog

or

Bro 1: sirr its time to get up its fuckin 1:30 in the afternoon time for a team breako
Bro:2 opp sir cant be done I need about atleast another nap before that
Bro:1 get up slaze king stop bein such a fuckin scum dog

by The real scum dog December 23, 2009

Southie Scumbag

Inbred motherfuckers (literally) from South Boston, MA who give good decent people from South Boston a bad name. They are racist, homophobic, ableist and discriminative in every way. They are wastes of life, who hang out in big posses and terrorize people mostly when they have other people to back them up. Southie Scumbags are basically are the best example of what a Chav is. They will also date sluts (who are often their own relatives) who don't know how to keep their legs closed. Often times they like to remind themselves they're tough by starting fights with innocent people, who have done them no wrong.

That Southie Scumbag needs to get his dick out of his sisters pussy.

That bar is always full of Southie Scumbags, and Southie Sluts.

by Wouldn'tyouliketoknowasshole? November 22, 2011

villa scum

A colloquial term used to describe a rare human subspecies found only in the Midlands, whose chief characteristics are severe genital deformity, below-average IQ and a close physical resemblance to Jasper Carrott. The correct nomenclature for this mutant variant is Homo Birminghamcitius Wancus.

Those villa scum at the zoo really liked the bananas I gave them the other day.

by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005