schmob

to drive, to go somewhere, to do something

Wanna schmob in my car?
Wanna schmob on some grub?

by Max Critchfield June 20, 2003

schemes

someone who negatively plans against a plan but goes along with it as if they are onboard.

Someone who has no game when being hollered at from the opposite sex so as it becomes stressful and affects his or her personal and intellectual being.

It was clear she was schemes when, despite repeated attempts at tools making unwanted advances, she was still stressed at the mere thought of the situation even though she has made the pursuant clear of the nonexistant progression of the relationship.

by F. Abignale May 31, 2010

Hoto Schmeow Meow

A person who walks, talks, and looks like a faggot pussy cat.

Can be shortened to schmeow.

David Bowie is a lyrical genius. Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.

Boy George was so hip in the 80's. Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.

Rob Halford from Judas Priest was so hard! Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.

by Wingnuttage September 9, 2010

scemo

Pronounced: see-moe
A derogatory term used to describe those who feel the need to make themselves appear very sad, depressed, and whiney almost 100 percent of the time.

These people tend to wear too much black, ugly patterns from the 80s, and flat shoes. The females tend to have eating disorders and like to post pictures of themselves in underwear on MySpace. The males tend to love to give sexual favors to other males in the hopes that it will either A) attract him more scemo girls or B) ...just get some peen.

Now, the origin of this word is derived from the North American slang words of "scene" and "emo".

"Why is Sally always crying and making up lies about how her parents hit her?"

"Because she's Scemo."

by Abbey<3 May 30, 2006

schemer

A person who is trying to holla at someone

*Guy is flirting with a girl*

"Ay yo DAWG, you's a schemer!"

by doooooookie May 9, 2005

Scemopoth

a mixture of scene, emo, punk, and goth. I made it up.

Aly is so scemopoth. She likes bows and dinosaurs and Hello Kitty, but she is very angry and emotional, rebellious, and loves the color black.

by alythegrape September 18, 2011

Schmock

Slang term for cannibis or marajuana.

'Did you bring the schmock?'

'Lets go get high off this schmock'

by Paidii November 6, 2012