sardonic

Sardine-like, relating to sassy sardines

I wouldn't say i'm sassy, just a little sardonic. You mean you smell like fish?

by aemeilius April 21, 2018

hairy sardines

a pussy thats hairy and smells really bad like a can of old rotten spoiled smelly sardines

yo man....I love to eat hairy sardines

my girlfriend has hairy sardines

my boyfriend told me that he likes hairy sardines

by kenna45678 June 7, 2009

Jenny shard diet

Getting on methamphetamine's or ice to lose large amounts of weight because you are a fat lazy cunt that cant be fucked working out when you can just hit the pipe.

" Have you seen Stacey recently?"
" You mean how she has lost 30 kilos on the Jenny shard diet?"
"Still an ugly bitch"

by Some douchefagio October 14, 2014

Shardatage

1. The Sheer Peek of Coolness
2. A work to be used to describe akward silences or lack of words

1. "wow Cat and Tom are so Shardatage"
2. "As i met her ex boyfriend there was a real shardatage moment.

by Munk September 30, 2004

shardei

Honor Brings A Crown; But Fuck With Her And She'll Hook Yo Ass UP

Shardei Just Hooked Me Up With Ricky BooBoo

by trapplorddnayy January 13, 2014

Hamza Sardar

Looks extremely sexy has a huge penis and is just overall the best fucking person to ever exist

Hamza Sardar is so hot imma marry him

by Inferno115lol December 1, 2019

The Guy from Sbarros

A person who is new at Sbarros and works really slow. Probably is fifty pounds overweight and votes republican. He is usually a pain in the butt when you try to order your pizza there.

Before and ordering the pizza:
Susumu: What is taking so god dang long!? I've been waiting an hour to order my pizza!
Clerk: Oh, he's new here. He's not used to multitasking, so you might experience delays.

After ordering the pizza:
Kagami: Susumu, what took you so long?
Susumu: Oh, the guy from Sbarros was slow as heck when I was trying to order the pizza.
Kagami: Let's hope we don't run into this again.

by The Real Driller August 11, 2017