Sasquatch Patch

A hairy vagina.

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 March 10, 2012

sasquatch snatch

noun - When her vagina looks like Cousin It.

guy one "Dude. That chick is so fucking hot! I'd tap that."

guy two "Man, she may have a rockin' bod and alot of sex appeal, but she's got that sasquatch snatch!"

guy one "Shit!!!"

by TheCheesecakeGuru June 14, 2012

Sasquastrich

Combination of Sasquatch and Ostrich. Anyone or anything that displays any characteristics of both words combined. One who possesses the qualities of both a Sasquatch and an ostrich. Applies to both men and women.

Their massive amount of arm hair and ostrich beak-like nose, made them look like a Sasquastrich.

by j_asher2012 June 26, 2012

Sasquatch

A hairy stinky woman who is hot and attractive at the bar and is still wearing clothes and the go back to their place and realize your bad decision

She was so smoking hot at the bar, but when I got to a fucking her was so unkept and hairy down there I thought I was about to fuck a Sasquatch!

by Dan XL July 18, 2012

Saqueira

Someone sent by God to Break yo shit. Especially when the first name is Dan.

I got an ugly ass vase for christmas so i Saqueirad it.

by Helldrich December 18, 2012

Sasquatch

1) A large, bi-pedal, ape-like creature that has eluded delusionals for decades.
2) A term used for something unfindable.

1) I think I saw one of them sasquatches out in the woods!
2) Benjamin tried to find his car keys, but eventually he had to give up and declare them "sasquatch".

by Professor Ross E. Frop February 5, 2013

Sasquatch

An unusually hairy person.

That Sasquatch needs to visit Bertha for a manscaping before he dares to destin; otherwise he will never be a bf and will end up like a poor scott.

by HardcoreRunner September 30, 2013