swollen nip, condom rip

the rhyme that my retarded friend hern and me made up as young-lings. we then thought it was so clever that our parents needed to hear. then we "preformed" our phrase and were lectured for 2.5 hours.

"swollen nip, condom rip"
-6.5 year old me and hern

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019

Swollma

Swollma is a rare condition involving large quantities of cum to be swallowed by a dirty skank

“Ey yo this slut totally down to swollma nut rn”

by Swollma what dude?! October 30, 2019

swole

when your muscles are big and defined

(bro 1: ) *flexes*
(bro 2: ) brooo, you're literally so swole!!
(bro 1: ) thanks bub ♡

by shaylee kreayze November 20, 2020

swolecel

Swole, but somehow, like some freak of nature, still celibate.

Look at that dude over there. How fucking jacked he is. Still, never gets laid. Poor guy, must be a swolecel.

by cyph3r_cunt February 6, 2023

wallets swole

when your wallet has so much money in it you can't even close it

when your wallet looks like it has a tumor cause it has so money in it

Guy 1: Yo do you have a tumor on your ass!
Guy 2: Nah my wallets swole nigga.

by deerman4202010 August 31, 2010

cog swole

A level of physical fitness rarely achieved by any individual. Derived from the out of proportion muscles of the Cog Soldiers found in the Gears of War series.

A: Bro, you tryna workout this afternoon
B: Yeah son, I'm finna get cog swole by summer.
A: Word

by alboutdabenjy June 20, 2011

Pink Swolls

Female version of blue balls. Usually, due to intercourse that begins wonderfully but ends with the man ejaculating prematurely before the woman can finish.

I'm so pissed right now. My sugar daddy gave me major pink swolls last night.

by Monty G. Thwaite July 31, 2016