hot sloppies

Poop

The toilet overflowed because someone made too much hot sloppies.

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015

sloppy carl

when you diarrehea in a tube sock and slap someone in the face with it.

i totally fucking sloppy carled parry last night because she wouldnt pass the salt.

by brady and prez June 28, 2006

sloppy pippin

Sticky mess created by the inability to supress an ultra violent orgasm

When you go for the Jersey turnpike, and she closes the entrance ramp, resulting in a dirty sanchez, and maybe a pearl necklace(optional) thus creating a Sloppy Pippin

by Evilelf March 27, 2004

Sloppy Plops

Poop of a watery nature. Not very firm crap.

"Christ on a bike! That sloppy plops I just had felt like I was pissing out of my arse."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

[Sloppy Conrad]

A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area

Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!

by The Best Person Ever, yay! January 6, 2009

Sloppy Biffle

The act of repeatedly striking a sexual partner with a sock full of semen, urine, and feces; similar to the beating of Gomer Pile in "Full Metal Jacket."

My girlfriend refused anal, so I gave her a well deserved Sloppy Biffle.

by passion partier April 19, 2009

Slopposaurus Rex

An extreme name for a person of the sloppy nature. Originating in the late 90's, it has traveled to the homes of many families, with sloppy members.

This is also a name for a girl with the following characteristics:
-Walks around without pants
-Gets drunk off two beers
-Terrible musical taste

Man! Did you see (Miley Cyrus, Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Caitlin Lightner, Sienna Miller, Nicole Richie, etc...) last night? She was so drunk! She was acting like a real Slopposaurus Rex.

by Margie Hamilton May 30, 2010