slasian

A sleepy Asian. They don't do homework during the day, so they stay up late doing homework and play video games into the wee hours of the night. Therefore, the next morning, or day altogether, they are very sleepy, falling asleep during assemblies, before important meetings, during important meetings, after important meetings, while thinking about important meetings, or in any dark quiet corner. (Can be spelled 'slasian', 'slaysian', and can be shortened to 'SLAY' or 'SLAIIIYY' depending on accent, severity of sleepiness, and differences in delivery.)

Teacher: God dammit Satto, did you fall asleep in the student center again - is that why you're late to class???!!

Me: SHan, you;re a fucking slaysian!!

Loxley: Chu loves to sleep in my dirty laundry bag. WHAT A SLASIAN!

by penisdog December 18, 2008

scasian

Sexy Canadian Asian, particularly in the context of sailors.

You scasian, you!

You're such a scasian!

Where's the scasian?

by windlass December 11, 2011

Stacie

A mean sarcastic bitch who never shuts up. Asks wayyyy to many questions and doesn’t know her place. Always like to fuck up things and steal from you

I hate that bitch Stacie she just stole my mascara

by Fuckyamoma?? August 21, 2019

stacizzle

A slut who thinks she is loved by everyone but is not except for her pimps.

"Stacy is a stacizzle!"
"No! she's my ho u ass."

by Hannizzle April 16, 2006

Stasis index

A measure of unmerited popularity of a new band. It is defined by the following formula:

# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)

The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.

"Yo dude, you hear about this band Stasis?"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"

by redfish November 5, 2012

Stasimon

when someone is looking particularly fresh for no apparent cause.

Damn cole, you're looking like a stasimon today, who you tryna impress.

by GGkhan December 8, 2017

Stasia

Stasia is an amazing beautiful human being she has a warm heart and usually has a flat ass but huge boobs. Stasia's get all the guys she always gets the dick but is known for being a slut and she fucks every guy she sees but despite what she is known for she is an amazing human being and girlfriend she is amazing and kind and sweet.

Wow man I saw a stasiaand wowww she had big boobs and she is nice

by Loveme72 May 12, 2018