green shorts

Slang/code name or marijuana

Yo man you got green shorts?

by jose ando October 3, 2006

Sort your life out

To inform one to reconsider ones mind state

Ryan: Paul are you going out tonight?

Paul: No I am with aisling

Ryan: Sort your life out!

by Comedi October 7, 2006

sorostitute

along with the other fine definitions already posted, i would like to add 'A chick that goes to college on some easy, useless (social services or anything that applies to child rearing) curricullum; with the sole intent of finding a man who will eventually graduate and support her in the style to which she'd like to become accustomed'

stay away from that sorostitute, she thinks going down is something you don't do after college

by Badger Monkey June 10, 2006

sort've

it's the new would of!
Serves to demonstrate that "have" and "of" are now completely interchangeable

This could of been sort've funny.

by zuiop January 13, 2009

Dolphin Shorts

the use of tight shorts as too pop a dolphin in the texture of the shorts, "ot looks like Mike got them dolphins shorts on"

tight too tight shorts like when working out, swimming

dude we are not working out with you wearing those dolphin shorts

by manicspecimen November 1, 2007

sort you out

To give another person his share of something, typically used in a financial connotation or as means of assisting another

Give me your share of the money, and I'll place the bet. Once we win I'll sort you out.

I know you can't get it working; give me a minute or two and I'll come over there and sort you out.

by Bels November 9, 2005

shorts

to smoke the last few drags of anothers cigarette.

(Hector) yo Lopez, save me shorts off that square.
(Lopez) fuck off G, go get a paper route and buy your own biotch its my last one.
or-
dude, i just lost my mcjob, can you save me shorts

by grimsweeper January 16, 2004