Soccer 

The national sport that represents the world wide homosexual community.

If you want to tell your dad you’re gay, why not just tell him you want to play soccer?

Soccer by Jackson Dingleberry August 22, 2024

Soccer 

A loud and proud LGBTQ+ activity where a bunch of girly Europeans kick a ball around for way too long. Somehow popular today, soccer is known for being incredibly ridiculous.

Did you know that Greg plays soccer? I wonder if his parents know he’s gay yet.

Soccer by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

Soccer 

22 Gay men go onto a soccer field and sling their dicks out at each other. If a man from team 1 gives up team 2 gets a point. The last two men standing have to slap each other in the face until one gets knocked out.

"yo wanna play soccer?" "Sure let me call my dudes up and we'll do it"

Soccer by John the soccer pro April 26, 2025

soccer

a fake word that murica uses to call the sport with the foot and the ball

murican: wanna play soccer
non-murican: bro said soccer lmfao

soccer by cohendaniel798 March 15, 2026

Soccer

It's FUCKING soccer! Get it right! Not FUCKING fu'tball! It's soccer, god dammit!

Right Person "Did you see the soccer game?"
Wrong Person "You mean fu'tball?"
American "IT'S FUCKING SOCCER!"

Soccer by Best User On Urban Dictionary November 21, 2025

soccer. 

great sport to play i think, especially at night

"soccer is my life, i love it"

soccer. by mdawg89 April 27, 2005

[soccer] 

the american term for football. why the yanks call it `soccer`, who knows? 10 players on each team try and score in the opponent`s goal, defended by the goal keeper, who is the only player allowed to pick up the ball. the other ten must use their feet. thus the name football.

boy: hey mom lets play soccer! then we can watch a movie!

translation:(pukka english) oi mum! lets play football! then maybe a film

[soccer] by geddonm8 December 9, 2008