Schmeat

Combination of "shit" and "meat"

Meat that is grown from lab tissue in a petri dish.

Mmmm PETA loves those schmeat burgers.

by kam_ March 18, 2009

Shmeagle

Lovable little tramp in The Lord of the Rings. Often seen arguing with his inner demon "Gollum". Can be recognized by his lack of knowledge about "taters" and his habit of beating fish.

Shmeagle~~He's the nasty looking guy that bit of frodos finger.

by Greg Halloran August 17, 2006

Shmeadly

"Shmeadly" is the inflected form of "Smead". This is the form used by sophomores in ACHS and the Biology teacher. It means, oddly enough, the exact opposite of Smead.

Nah, Smead's not a Smead, he's a Shmeadly!

by Shouryu September 8, 2004

Shmate

A way of saying Shit mate

Why didn't you invite me to the party, you're a shmate

by Biebeffect February 5, 2017

shmea

To ash something usually cigarettes, and blunts.

yo shmea this for me.

by Piccone the BOUL March 8, 2008

Shmeathead

A stupid person; or a person who frequently says idiotic things.

Originated in Longwood Senior High School

Mike, "I saw a pig fly"
Luke replies ,"shut up you Shmeathead!"

This Shmeathead put gas in his diesel truck at the gas station yesterday.

by LukeSchusta August 3, 2016

shmeeter

A clitoris or just generally a part of a woman's vagina.

"Yo man I licked that bitch's shmeeter right off."

by Do Be Dude April 14, 2004