Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper"

Jonas Grumby The "Skipper" from Gilligan's Island. Few people know what the Skippers name was. Played by Alan Hale, Jr. from 1964 to 1967 one of the "seven stranded castaways" from the ill-fated S.S. Minnow
stranded on an uncharted island on the Pacific following a storm.

Gilligan: "Skipper"
Skipper: "Yea little buddy"
Gilligan: "The radio said Jonas Grumby sank the Minnow, that's you"
Skipper: "Yes I know thats me Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper".

by Farsidefan February 14, 2009

Shlippery

To pour honey on your head like a delicious schlop puppy

Josh Stevens Is a disqusting shlippery dog because he likes to shlipp with his bing box

by Steve Clifford February 11, 2004

Slippery Scooter

When someone is soaked from gay bar sweat there is no need for anal lube

Stewart is a slippery scooter, makes it easy to slide right in.

by HarryOne January 14, 2008

Slippery Chuck

The act of regurgitating on a female's chest in order to facilitate a properly lubricated titty fuck.

Last night, my girlfriend and I drank too much so I Slippery Chucked her.

by steadymatt February 4, 2009

Slippery Martha

(n) When a man mounts a woman and sprays maple syrup into her orifice. Causing a Slippery Martha feeling of Canadian pleasure.

"Man, I got on top of that girl and shot my maple syrup load onto her back! She was one slick bitch!"

"Ill!! What a Slippery Martha!"

by Slippery Martha Master June 4, 2009

Shopperlifted

When a cashier forgets to place items in a customer's bag and they leave the store without them. Many times, the customer will return home, unpack their goods, and discover in outrage the lack of certain items.

"WTF, I thought I just bought toilet paper?!"
"Haha, looks like you just got shopperlifted."

by Featherlight910 November 17, 2009

slippery hotdog

When a woman lays face down and the man inserts his member into her sperm locker. natural juices builds and the member slips out slidding between her butt cheeks.

Hey man close call last night. I gave her a slippery hotdog.

by trimmean November 23, 2010