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Face Shields

A term used by University of Iowa dorm residents, “Face Shields” are the RA’s that roam the halls looking to break up gatherings of 4 or more, make sure you’re wearing your mask, or give you a large fine for drinking 1(one) beer. The actual term “Face Shield” originates in the the 2020-2021 school year, when the RA’s where required to wear face shields to protect from the Coronavirus pandemic. Face Shields have also been called “the Gestapo” the “fun police”, as well as “power-tripping boy scouts”.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Face Shields: “RA on duty open up!”

student 1: “oh fuck dude it’s the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they can’t know we’re socializing!”
by AECH.exe February 19, 2021
mugGet the Face Shieldsmug.

Shield wall

The girl version of the male toilet sword fight

To do this act two girls semi squat bum to bum and pee into the same toilet at the same time
by Shield wall June 17, 2024
mugGet the Shield wallmug.

Palin Shield

An imaginary device people use to ignore the obvious blunders of political officials.
did you hear what palin did today?

nope. i've got my palin shield up i've given up on following goverment affairs.
by allley January 13, 2011
mugGet the Palin Shieldmug.

Condensation Shield

An alternative name for stubbie holder. Usually used by a person who does not wish to have wet residue on their hand or table.
Since I’m having a can of soda, could you bring me my condensation shield as well?
by Ticklechambers March 3, 2023
mugGet the Condensation Shieldmug.

Energy Shield

When the universe and all that is in it seems to cock-block you so hard it hurts.
Homie: Hey man, how're you and Autumn going?
You: Not too good, there's a damn energy shield in my way.
by PlasmaBolt January 26, 2016
mugGet the Energy Shieldmug.

Pork Shield

Dude, I got so wasted last night I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.
by SticNanfield December 12, 2018
mugGet the Pork Shieldmug.

Sword 'n Shield

a term sued to describe 2 people or more who defend a certain person whether they did something morally wrong or not. Some act like swords and other act like shields.
Person: "Dude!! I just burnt this orphanage it was so rad!"
Person 2: "Not funny. You can go to prison for that."
Some dudes: "Hey man stop harrasing him he just needed clicks and views c'mon man r/woosh have some fun!"
Person 2: "Oh so the murderer has a Sword 'n Shield eh?"
by Bertushka620 September 2, 2023
mugGet the Sword 'n Shieldmug.

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