seat hopping

At sporting events, when people take unused seats they didn't pay for.

"Let's buy tickets for the nosebleeds and go seat hopping later."

by Eventful Grain June 9, 2017

Seat Sandwich

Describes when you're on some form of public transportation (bus, train, etc) and you're uncomfortable from the people on your right and left. Used particularly to describe frustration when the people on the right or left can make some more room for you but don't.

A: You look beat!

B: Yeah, I was stuck in a seat sandwich for the full 2 hour train ride here. The idiot on my left had room but he wouldn't budge. I hate public transit!

by GeneRickyShaw2 May 27, 2016

seat rape

When someone sits in a seat next to you, even though you told them not to.

This ugly bitch seat raped me in global today.

by The 60s Freak September 21, 2016

ejection seat

Refers to a static-electricity-prone outhouse-throne, whereby if you move around too much on the seat in an effort to squeeze out all the poop, the friction of your clothing rubbing on the wood/plastic/porcelain may cause a spark that detonates the accumulated methane in the pit underneath you and explosively goes off like a cannon, forcibly ejecting you out through the roof of the outhouse, That's why some outhouses are built so tall, to give you somewhat of a "buffer zone" overhead so that hopefully the force of the blast will be sufficiently dissipated before it propels you very high.

City slicker, looking disgustedly at the super-primitive outhouse at his country-cousin's out-in-the-sticks property: Hey, what's with the mattress duct-taped to the ceiling and the clamshell-hinged roof -panels???
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

3 seat

One of the biggest retards And/or fatties in the boat

Wow George Burny in 3 seat is the biggest spastic

by Greenos October 29, 2019

Aisle seat

The worst seat in the cinema reserved for the lanky or infirm

Dave booked us aisle seats again

by Frank N Stein October 29, 2020

Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.

Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK

by The_trickster_ November 3, 2020