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Face card season

Face card season refers to the time when there's colder weather. During the cold weather, people are more likely to wear thicker layers and more jackets. Revealing clothes are not worn, so you can't really see others' bodies. This means when judged or being looked at by others, a person's facial appearance is the only thing that can be judged, not their body figure included.
Your looks better be valid or else you're not pulling this face card season.
by pepelovesbarbie November 26, 2022
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Spooky season

by Sol:) March 19, 2019
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seaside heights

Shore town in south/central New Jersey. Often called "Sleazeside". Full of guidoes, Jersey Girls and Bennies during the summer, but deserted in the winter. People who live within in the surrounding towns go to the beaches here and certainly do NOT under any circumstances call it "going to the shore" or "down the shore".

Its main attraction is the boardwalk where there are a number of trashy bars, trashy clothing stores, arcades, and body piercing stands. There are at least 5 different stores specializing in marijuana paraphenelia, like bongs vaporizers and glass bowls. It is full of bright neon lights and stands that sell expensive and greasy (but good) food. As a result it is a popular place for not only tourists, but stoned young people from surrounding areas.

During the winter the town is nearly dead. The only people who stay are the sketchy homeless and/or drug addicted men who roam the boardwalk and the "locals".

Although most businesses are closed, certain bars, pizzarias, and arcades remain open all year. You can also see surfers in the water all year round when the waves are good, even if there's snow on the ground. On a good day, the streets are lined with their cars.

The cops in Seaside are fascist assholes. And there are ARMIES of them. They're notorious for being young and inexperienced, eager to prove themselves in order to get hired by less shitty towns.
"lets get stoned and go to the boardwalk"
"pt pleasant or seaside heights?"
by jack inthebox October 14, 2005
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Searsh

A somewhat common slang word for smoking marijuana and getting high alone or with friends. Usually at night or during the weekends.
Yo I heard u searshed last night man! That's whats up.
by Gran Smitty Johnston II April 21, 2011
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Mad Season

1. English slang describing rare time that magic mushrooms grow.

2. A Grunge Supergroup formed around 1995 and consisted of Layne Staley (Vocals, Lyrics;Alice In Chains), Mark Lanegan (Backing Vocals ; Screaming Trees), Barret Martin (Drums ; Screaming Trees), Mike McReady (Guitar, Pearl Jam) and J.B Sounders (Bass ; Various Jazz Bands). The band has released one terrific LP and one EP
1. it's a fucking mad season, as I went out to the woods i've discovered some magic mashrooms.

2. ALL ALONE... WERE ALL ALONE
by :< October 17, 2008
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Snowbird season

A dreadful, blashemous season that starts around October and ends around April where elderly folk from northern states (which are known as snowbirds) come down to Florida, Arizona, Texas, anywhere with warm winters- usually it's Florida and Arizona that takes this godforsaken heat- because they hate the cold even though most have lived with it through all their 65+ years of age.

A dangerous, frightening season where the chances of causing a car accident increases tenfold. Snowbirds can easily spotted by their huge bulky polluting vehicles with blindspots as their friends going 40 on a 75mph highway in the middle of the dividing line in a lane. The causes of crashing are due to poor sight, terrible sense of location, and/or Alsheimers taking it's toll.

An annoying, erritating season where snowbirds flock to cheap diners like Denny's and Ihop 24/7- complaining about the food- and to grocery stores to buy only 2-5 pounds of food- complaing about the coupons, making sure that buying food anywhere will be a living HELL. Snowbirds are the worst neighbors that could ever exist. These "people" contantly call the police over the slightest distrubance (young folk and lamily loitering at a driveway, band practice in garage even WITH the door firmly closed, you name it); it's a proven fact. A FBI-wanted serial killer makes a better neighbor than these pests.

The only way to isolate yourself from this six month long, day-and-night nightmare is three things:

college
spring break
marde grau
~ Oh SHIT! Snowbird season is here! Quick! Grab a shotgun, beer, and a bunch of partiers! WE GONNA BE BUSY THIS WINTER!

But seriously, when I'm 70 years old in the year 2053, I'm fucking moving to somewhere between Washington and Maine and deal with the winter there. I don't what to be mistaken as and treated like one of these vermin.
by Fustrated Floridian July 6, 2007
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seasonal friend

Person who is best friends with you only during a sport or time of the year that you spend together. Usually very fake and over-friendly.
"John just walked past me in the hall and didn't say anything."
"He's SUCH a seasonal friend."
by The Classic Abrahams April 5, 2009
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