schmoo

schmoo: a fat or ugly person..used as a word instead to not hurt their feelings... usually used in conjunction with the word shamando..

girl1:"hey kim what you think of that guy over there?"
girl2: "ewwww schmooo"
guyoverther:"i wonder what that means, maybe they think im c00l?"

by ericka! July 13, 2004

Schmonk

When the bottom of your foot itches, and you stomp-walk to try to get it to stop itching.

Fred: Is your foot itching?
Tom: Yeah, how did you know?
Fred: You've been schmonking for about ten minutes now.

by Wise_Nerd XD September 30, 2010

Coco the Banana Schmo

A demented piece of fruit with WAY too much time on his hands.

"I went to the supermarket with Coco the Banana Schmo to buy groceries."

by Corez November 28, 2003

schmock

something dirty, uggly and filthy.
Also, resin in your pipe.

First found in germany in 1999, it made it's way on several popular message boards where it caused some confusion.

Might be spelled "shmock"

God, look at that schmock!
I cleaned my pipe yesterday, and removed a lot of schmock!

by Timo1232 March 20, 2008

schmoo

1. A weird white blob of a thing that was a cartoon in the 70's and 80's
2. fanny, pussy, use in conjuntion with a tockley, knob or even another schmoo.

Man that girls didnt have any undies on, she knew i could see and she showed me her schmoo!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Schmock

The art of having artistically placed a piece of dog poo on a stick

That boy used a stick to flick the poo away, but instead he had made himself a schmock

by umbie March 22, 2004

Schmokes

1. Hilarious word used by the 1950s greasers and even some under-educated contemporaries in a failed bid to use diversity when describing a cigarette.

1. Hey fellas', let's light up a schmoke!

2. Oi blad your sister gonna get us any schmokes?

by Definitely not McGee October 17, 2008