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Sammich

A sammich is NOT a sandwich.
It is pure delight spread between two pieces of bread.
Sammiches should make the person eating them very happy.
Sammiches are not sold anywhere,
they must be made by a person specificly for whoever is consuming them.
The bread should look very cartoonish.
Peter:"aww man, im all sad today."
kaite:"ohhh. I'll make u a sammich."
by dinosaursgorawr March 24, 2008
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Sammie Jane Rae

An amazing singer: usually with brown hair and a orignal sense of style. Good looking with all the boys after her!
Helen: OMG who's that singing?

Lucy: Its Sammie Jane rae!

Helen: Of course, she is amazing!
by SammieLOVER95 November 21, 2011
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Donut Sammich

A donut sammich is when you get a donut (any type of donut) and slam it inbetween 2 slices of bread. You may or may not have butter. This is a delicious sammich.
Try one today!
Joe and Justin: We love Donut Sammich's!
Vic: Woo!
by DonutSammichKing01 August 15, 2008
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Sloppy Samei

While having sex doggy-style, the man places a bowl of food (preferably cereal, spaghetti, or some other sloppy food; Gumbo's a personal favorite) and alternately eats and flings food at his partner while thrusting.

Add.: Derivative of Philly Fake-out: While thrusting from behind, fake cumming, and when the woman turns around smash the bowl of food into her face.
Jonathan was doing Rachel doggy-style and proceeded to sloppy Samei her with some delicious, homemade Gumbo.
by Pappy Samei January 14, 2009
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Sammie

–noun
A derogatory term referring but not exclusively to African Americans. This slang term has been popularized by Academy Award-nominated American actor and Chicago native Michael Duncan Clarke aka Michael 'Big Mike' Duncan. Duncan has played major roles in such award winning films as Armageddon, The Green Mile, Sin City and Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby just to name a few. Yet the term "Sammie" manifested itself into the lexicon of societal slang when Duncan began to do commercial voiceovers for Quiznos Sub, endorsing their new Sammie flatbread sandwiches (Hence the name "Sammie").
I was going to let Mark borrow ten dollars from me, but quickly remembering how much of a Sammie he is I readily revoked my offer.

I can't believe someone stole my wallet. I bet it was one of those damn Sammies!
by P. Brizzle April 21, 2008
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sammich

A delicious sandwhich of any sort, which Hillary Clinton should make for us all, made to order, when she loses the 2008 election.
Hey Hillary! Stop running for President and go make me a sammich!
by fighting08gobbler January 11, 2009
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Make Mr.T a sammich

Said after making someone your bitch because you majorly pwned them, could also be finished with fool if the pwnage was rapeful.
Wankmasta after pwning logan in halo :Dude i just raped you go make mr.t a sammich fool.
logan: *proceeds in making mr.t a sammich*
by wankmasta November 6, 2004
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