Gin runny

Recieving a messy blumpkin the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

"hey Ben! I woke up this morning to take a heinous dump and your girlfriend gave me a gin runny!"

by Winston esquire October 22, 2010

You must have a runny nose

Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.

Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.

Jack: Yo I was so productive today

John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!

Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!

John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*

by Chillbro March 14, 2014

hot and cold running blowjobs

n. The greatest thing that can possibly be imagined. The pinnacle or ideal.

The customer keeps asking for more and more features in our product. Pretty soon they'll be asking for hot and cold running blowjobs!

by SkidMarkyMark August 11, 2006

running with scissors

Doing things your own way putting convention to the side.

"He's running with scissors on that one to create something completely unique."

by rescuederek January 3, 2006

runnin yap

mouthing off, talking shit or just being loud.

Quick for running your yapper

Dicky - "What was that guy sayin about Celtics tickets back there"

Biff - "You mean that dude runnin yap at Billys? I don't know, alls I heard was blahblahblah n rarara"

by chrisking5150 December 4, 2010

Runner's Bowel Syndrome

When a person runs faster or longer than they're accustomed to, they might have sharp, sudden urges to defecate. The defecation is usually diarrheal, and the runner feels greatly relieved afterwards.

(2 Men are running in the woods.)

Man #1 - I can't believe we've ran for 10 miles!

Man #2 - Neither can I. But can we stop soon? I think I might be catching Runner's Bowel Syndrome.

by run4life2011 October 10, 2011

Running to the tip

Running to the tip is where a woman licks from a mans asshole all the way up to the tip of his cock. Usually after receiving a rimjob.

Mariam was Running to the tip before I came down her throat.

by Q-Dog January 9, 2015