Aidan Robert

An Aidan Robert is a card magic genius, he plays quitar and sings. Aidan Roberts have dark blonde hair and blue eyes. They can be found outside fishing for girls. Aidan Roberts need a girlfriend.

Girl one; Who is that ridiculously musically talented yet obviously thirsty, needy guy over there?
Girl two; You're describing what sounds like an Aidan Robert.
That's a defined characteristic of an Aidan Robert.

by Runaway Writer May 23, 2017

jackson robert scott

Cute funny sweet lil smol bean that must be protected at all costs

No one:
Literally no one:
Me: I love Jackson Robert Scott!

by Jackson Robert Scott November 15, 2020

An Abby-Roberts

When someone pulls an Abby-Roberts, they're saying the same joke over and over again even after everyone has told them the joke isn't funny anymore and it's just very annoying. Often times, the joke was never funny to begin with but for whatever reason they thought it was comedy gold and they just won't let it go.

Felicia: Das funneh!
Joey: That joke isn't funny anymore, please stop.
Felicia: Das funneh! Das funneh! Das funneh!
Joey: Seriously, please stop. You're pulling an Abby-Roberts right now.
Felicia: DAS FUNNEH!!
Joey: Bye, Felicia.

by scoobydoatl01 February 11, 2014

Robert Redford

An attractive older man that younger women find incredibly sexy. Specifically, a blonde silver fox.

Jack: "What do you think of my buddy Ray?"
Jill: "So hot...he's a total Robert Redford!"

by anonymouslyyours78 June 27, 2008

robert-plants

robert-plants are insanly tight pants for a guy. also known as nut-huggers. the are named for the led zeppelin front man who wore nut-huggers all the time

wow i didn't realize i wore my robert-plants but i can see my bulge.

by dosiah doyce March 7, 2010

"Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

The everyday act of telling someone you can only have sex with them this one time only to come back the following day for more sex. Taken from the great movie "The Princess Bride" in which the Dread Pirate Roberts tells Westley (Cary Elwes) that he'll most likely kill him in the morning only to spare him every time.

Dude 1: Danielle said she wanted to have sex with me but she could only do it this one time. Then she came back this morning and we did it again.

Dude 2: Sounds like she's got a bit of the old "Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

by exptruth09 May 1, 2011

Robert Downey Jr.

The sexiest motherfucking old man in the entire world. Robert Downey Jr. is the shit!

I have nothing to put here. Seriously. Isn't Robert Downey Jr. a hottie?

by Steve Rogers (for the lulz) April 29, 2013