muddy hot rod

The act of doggy style sex that includes a couple of "accidental" swift yet violent thrusts into the girls anus.

James was givin brandy a spin until a good muddy hot rod ended it all.

by barchizer March 6, 2014

Push Rod

A small, but long cylindric object used to push crack residue to end of the pipe enabling one last hit before the hunt for the next rock continues. Usually carried by the biggest fiend, but more often then not given to the rock buyer.

Ex. Small stick, car antenna, small screw driver, inside of an ink pen

Georgey is such a resourceful crack head a push rod is never far away.

by Shay Muny April 12, 2008

ridin' the rod

fucking with the chick atop your central business district so her hot wet pussy slides up and down your super-hard cock as you, lying on your back, give a little thrust now and then...she does all the work but you and your woody have all the fun...

Hey, bro', she really digs ridin' the rod with me...she puts the buckin' into the fuckin'!

by bongoman January 4, 2008

bot rod

An automobile that has been fixed up or 'rodded' before the person who is currently driving it purchased it.

Hey, did you see Johnny driving that cool deuce? Uh, yeah, he didn't do any of the work on it himself. It's a bot rod.

by Bryan Gilbreath August 17, 2007

A-Rod

A-Rod is a mathematical equation with an improbable answer.

Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.

A-Rod just earned more money while you were reading this sentence than you're going to make all year.

by whitemale_98 January 3, 2005

God Rod

A particularly large penis.

Specifically over 8 inches.

Damn. Devin has a god rod, it sure as hell went pretty far up there.

by The tears of August 26, 2017

cod-to-rod ratio

ratio of women to men
cod = fish that you're trying to catch.
rod = thing you catch fish with.

Of course, it also works on the (female body part that allegedly smells like fish) / (male body part that sometimes is a rod) level.

Let's blow this popsicle stand, the cod-to-rod ratio has been getting worse ever since the ball game ended.

by toddler November 15, 2004