-in a public area-
Man#1 "Dude studying for the finals was killer and I need something to help me relax"
Man#2 -pulls out a lighter- "You down to read a book with me?"
Man#1 "SURE!"
Man#1 "Dude studying for the finals was killer and I need something to help me relax"
Man#2 -pulls out a lighter- "You down to read a book with me?"
Man#1 "SURE!"
by MonstaKev March 8, 2010
Get the read a bookmug. A synonym for masturbate.
screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man
by Jenn Huls May 27, 2006
Get the read the biblemug. Nic Read is the most attractive guy in the world, he is extremely hot and has a amazing body. Nic Read is so amazing in every single way and he means the world to someone. He has a really cute face and he is GREAT kisser. I love Nic Read so much i could honestly marry this sexy guy haha.
by PeWpEwPeWpeWpewwwwww November 10, 2018
Get the Nic Readmug. by PinYin62 October 5, 2017
Get the Reading Braillemug. A (small man), usually, who believes that what he's (read in a book), supersedes anything anyone else knows. Seems to lack in (hands on) experiences, consequently, his friends consist only of mercenaries, missionaries, or martyrs . (Un compassionate,) without the ability to empathize.
Don " How can Kellso say that 'all Germans are (responsible) for Hitlers crimes' and go on to ask
'what they are doing about it' ".
Gersh " yeah, I saw Hans (roll his eyes,) on his escape to the bathroom! what an Eric the Read!"
'what they are doing about it' ".
Gersh " yeah, I saw Hans (roll his eyes,) on his escape to the bathroom! what an Eric the Read!"
by wesee December 9, 2011
Get the Eric The Readmug. A rich white town with fake people
Middle schoolers think it’s cool to buy pot and vape
- they usually get in trouble for doing this in school
Girls wear 10 lbs of makeup on their face and usually have sex at age 13
Boys think they are more cool than they are and ask girls for nudes way too much
Middle school drama occurs a lot in the shitty school
Parents are rich and oblivious to what their children are doing
Middle schoolers think it’s cool to buy pot and vape
- they usually get in trouble for doing this in school
Girls wear 10 lbs of makeup on their face and usually have sex at age 13
Boys think they are more cool than they are and ask girls for nudes way too much
Middle school drama occurs a lot in the shitty school
Parents are rich and oblivious to what their children are doing
by ayee33003 October 16, 2018
Get the North Readingmug. by Stu $ June 13, 2008
Get the shit readmug.