cutting the dirty

shaving, getting rid of, a thick mustache or facial hair

Man #1 "You got one beast of a mustache man."
Man #2 "Yea i know bro, I might be cutting the dirty after my shower."

by MonstaKev March 09, 2010

read a book

v.

code word for smoking pot when in a public area and trying to keep it on the down-low

-in a public area-
Man#1 "Dude studying for the finals was killer and I need something to help me relax"
Man#2 -pulls out a lighter- "You down to read a book with me?"
Man#1 "SURE!"

by MonstaKev March 09, 2010