A specific breed of North American megawhore, generally found in rafts and intertubes on large rivers throughout the United States, generally during the summer months. They are easy to spot, usually having their breasts exposed in exchange for beads or alcohol, and wearing aviator sunglasses and any brand of light beer trucker hat. The roach name comes from the roach-like way they crawl in and out of every guy's bed in the campground. River Roaches are not to be confused with a Mud Cricket, but are a close relative.
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Get the river roach mug.A real diva roach is defined both by an obsession with superficiality and themselves (i.e. diva); and generally being a disgusting insect who just won't die (i.e. roach). The term is thus a profound insult reserved only for the most vile of rat cowards or reversals in evolution.
etymology: early 21st century, from diva + roach
etymology: early 21st century, from diva + roach
Amir Valerie Blumenfeld: I've been acting like a real... a real diva roach for the past seven... eight years.
Jacob Penn Cooper Hurwitz: Don't you think at that point it's not acting like anything, you just are a diva roach? Like some sort of reverse evolution?
Jacob Penn Cooper Hurwitz: Don't you think at that point it's not acting like anything, you just are a diva roach? Like some sort of reverse evolution?
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The Caleb Finn Roach is the most rare species of Cockroaches. It is found in Melbourne Australia. The only other place you would find one would be online.
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Get the The Caleb Finn Roach mug.Used to describe the individuals whose sole purpose is to maintain the TOC (Tactical Operations Center). This is not strictly limited to non-combat arms personel, as infantrymen can also be assigned TOC duty. TOC roaches very closely resemble a Fobbit. The TOC roaches most excrutiating efforts in combat are going to the gym, having carpal tunnel, dry eyes and cauliflower ear (from listening to the radio)
Soldier 1- "Did you see the new T.V. in the TOC?"
Soldier 2- "yeah i bet those TOC Roaches are loving it!"
Soldier 2- "yeah i bet those TOC Roaches are loving it!"
by Justin Lessard October 7, 2007
Get the TOC roach mug.A Nuclear Roach is a person or some living creature that sticks around you constantly. You can't get rid of them and they stick to you like leeches, barely leaving you any free time and driving you insane. They are that "one friend " you dread, or that one "pet" you regret getting. Nuclear Roaches are constant nuisances and burdens and you literally can't get rid of them.
Omg. My Boyfriend is such a Nuclear Roach. I can't stand him, he won't get away from me and follows me around all the time.
Omg, that dog is such nuclear roach. He destroys everything. we just can't get rid of the damn thing. That nuclear roach!
Omg, that dog is such nuclear roach. He destroys everything. we just can't get rid of the damn thing. That nuclear roach!
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The Caleb Finn Roach is a rare type of cockroach species. Specially is found in Australia. For a short time it was in the US but it was exterminated. So now the only place you can find The Caleb Finn Roach, is in Australia.
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