riser

the spontaniuous rising of the penis, due usually to sexual arousment

When she leaned in to kiss him, she felt his riser against her leg.

by paigeness May 13, 2005

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Risenhoover

A short, red headed, leprechaun looking person who is known for voicing their opinion regarding issues no one cares for. Tends to hang out near public schools and often spends their free time volunteering at local day cares and play grounds. Moves up in life by dry humping the legs of their superiors, and constantly drinks vodka, their choice of preference at night when they need to relax with the children. A Risenhoover's preferences includes a 9 by 9 cement room with toiletries and stripped clothing, their favorite trend. They are very eco- friendly and refuse to polute the air, in fear of harming the underage minor. Therefore they walk around shackled with private security 24/7. Enjoys dark nurseries with Beethoven playing in the background. Great with children, but horrible with marriages. Very easy going.

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"That guy is creepy! He goes everywhere with all those girls. Who is he?"
"Oh that's just a Risenhoover."

by old old old boy July 9, 2012

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the dark knight rises

A great slang term for a black mans next erection

As I woke up my girlfriend said i see the dark knight rises. As I had morning wood.

by Rlaba December 8, 2013

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Re Re Riser

The raised chair at the very back of the new TTC buses. Bus riders choose to sit in this chair to feel like the captain, but in reality, they sit in a high chair because they're retarded.

You may ridicule a person sitting in the Re Re Riser by adding Re Re before their name.

A man named Reece sits in the Re Re Riser, he is now Re Re Reece.

by Jake McDoogersmith January 10, 2010

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